Ohkay, this is an extremely short one-shot about what happens when someone says Percy's full name out loud. I'll be updating Wolf and Howl very soon!
"Uuuuuggghhhhh!" Went fourteen year-old Miranda as she read the very last page of The Son of Neptune in her bedroom. She was so furious at Rick for leaving her with yet another cliffy from Hades. Seriously, by the time the books are finished, she'll probably be graduating. College.
She wanted to throw the book out the window, tear it to shreds, burn the shreds, and then flush the ashes down the toilet, but it wasn't the poor book's fault.
Miranda decided to look on the bright side; it wasn't as bad as the cliffy from the last book. To her, it seemed.
Despite that, she continued to breath heavily through her clenched teeth. Miranda brought her hand up, and clenched it into a fist slowly, picturing Rick's head inside. Her left eye twitched maniacally.
After ripping off three of the four limbs, her mother called her for dinner. She got up off the floor, and stalked down the stairs grumbling.
"Stupid …. Rick Riordan…. A whole year… not that bad… still… ugh….stupid… Octavian… Terminus… Elephant…" Her words got increasingly louder.
" Stupid …. Idiotic Author… Annabeth Chase… I like her… Athena… Stupid…. GAEA … NICO… SLAP HIM… IMBICILE… PERSEUS JACKSON!"
Said demigod was currently walking to dinner with his friends.
Percy paused. He felt a strange energy pass through him.
"uuuuuhhh." Percy shivered.
"What's wrong?" Annabeth turned to look back at him along with Thalia, Jason, Reyna, Hazel, Frank, Leo etc.
Percy blinked and looked around.
"Someone just said my full name."
Well, how was it?
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