Chapter 1
[Interior: Steven's Bedroom]
A beautiful summer day in beach city, absolutely perfect for a nice cool splash of water. The heat radiates into the bay two sided window. Lighting the nine inch standard definition television. The wires connected to a cube shaped video game console slightly over heat from the exposure. Next to a newly unmade and messy bed lies Steven Universe half naked packing his hot dog shaped duffel bag with clothes and other toiletries for a multiple night trip. A golden bathing suit and a white towel are stuffed into the phallic shaped luggage container. Steven gowns a red T-shirt with a golden star in the middle and white "tidy whities" bulging in the front which contains Steven's male assets. Steven opens the wood drawers behind said standard television set to reveal a fresh pair of shorts for the day. Steven unzips the pants and puts one foot in at a time, as he slides them on slowly as not to clumsily stumble over. Steven strugglingly pulls the pants over his bottom half, pouring his right and left butt cheeks and overflowing them in an attempt to slide the pants on. All of sudden he spontaneously pops the pants over his but as Steven gives a sigh of relief before zipping his fly up to fully complete his outfit. Suddenly, a loud eruptious honking comes outside of Steven's screen door, alarming him. The noise sends chills down his spine.
As Steven checks outside of his creaking sliding door adjacent to his kitchen his facial expression changes to excitement, signifying he knows this loud honking individual. Steven opens the door and dashes out of it, The door slamming shut behind him. Steven looks down on the beach to reveal Steven's father Greg Universe standing on the hot beach, beard gleaming in the rich yellow sunlight. Greg, wearing a black t-shirt and ragged jeans waves to his son.
"Hey Shtoohpal!" Exclaims Greg.
"Dad!" Replies Steven gleaming with excitement.
Steven darts down the stairs leading to the beach below his patio deck to meet with Greg on the sandy beach. Just then, A white pearlish Crystal Gem exits through the screen door. Her hair a light pale pink, her skin bleach white if you can even call it that. A beautiful ensemble of clothing perfect for an expressive dance performance, and neat blue half of bow to tie the outfit together. It was none other than the eldest Crystal Gem, Pearl. Greg looks up to notice Pearl looking down with an enthusiastic grin on her face.
"Have fun Steven!" Pearl says happily. Her facial expression soon turned to one of concern as she continued on.
"Bring him back safely!" Greg understands her anxiety and reassures her.
"Don't worry I will!" Greg screams in a confident manner. Pearl smiles with her eyes tilted downwards calming herself. She opens the screen door and closes it carefully behind her. Greg motions Steven to his van with his thumb.
"Let your load in the back and hop in, kiddo."
Steven walks to the back of the large van painted to look like the cosmos while designed with the name "Mr. Universe" tapered to the side. Steven opens the trunk up from over his head. There are clothes and clutter marked to the top with no space to spare. Steven makes room for his luggage by moving trash to to other locations of the trunk. As Steven successfully makes room for his belongings, An object begins to fall down to the ground between Steven's legs and down to his sandles. Steven's shadow overcasts over an uncensored adult magazine marked with an "18 plus" symbol on the bottom right corner. Steven lifts the magazine to his face and hesitantly but precedingly opened the magazine to observe the contents.