A/N this is just something me and my friend came up with when we were board.  so read, review, and pass the pretzels.

Emmett- grizzlyman

Bella- Littlemissfallsalot

Edward- imamonster

Alice- physicpixie

Jasper- mr. Feelgood

Rosalie- Youwish.

Jacob- wolfman

Littlemissfallsalot is signed on

Imamonster is signed on

Wolfman is signed on

Littlemissfallsalot- hey Edward. Jacob. 

Imamonster- hello bella………… Jacob

Wolfman- whats with the not so greeting leech? Jeeze. Anyway. Hey BELLA.

Littlemissfallsalot- er… ok. AHHHHHHH

(silence)

Imamonster- BELLA??? Are you ok?! What happened???

Wolfman- omg! Should I come over and help?

Imamonster- grrrrrrrr…. No. I'LL come over. Ill help you my love!

Wolfman- how do you know she wants you to come over? She could want me!!!! She should want me.

Imamonster- your right. I'm all wrong for her. I should leave so she can have a normal life! She cant have that with me!

Littlemissfallsalot- omg. I just fell of the damn chair. You do NOT need to leave, or come over. Didn't you read my screen name???

Wolfman- can I still come over anyway?

Imamonster- hey, what about me?

Littlemissfallsalot- ok.. obviously you both cant come over…. So Jacob can come over now…

Wolfman- YES! Victory is mine! Take that leech!

Imamonster- what about me??? I'm your boyfriend! Unless you would rather not be with me……….

Littlemissfallsalot- no. Jacob can come over now cause Alice is over and she really wants someone to do a makeover on and I really don't want it to be me.

Imamonster- HAHA

Wolfman- nevermind, bye

Wolfman has signed off

Imamonster- well can I come over now then?

Littlemissfallsalot- yes of course! But you might want to get rid of Alice first…

Imamonster-…….

Physic pixie has signed on

Physicpixie- ready for a makeover Bella????? I can see that you will say no… but I will then kidnap you!

Imamonster- Alice, if you don't stop bugging bella then I will tell jasper what you are thinking!

Physicpixie- oh! Then what exactly am I thinking Edward?

Imamonster-………. Jasper in spandex.

Littlemissfallsalot- HAHA! Wait… ewww.

Physicpixie- fine I will leave bell alone, but only because you didn't say my entire though on this webchat!

Physicpixie has signed off

Littlemissfallsalot- ok then… I don't even want to know.

Imamonster- no. You don't. So anyway. Can I come over now? Ill fix that chair I just know you broke.

Littlemissfallsalot- sure. Ill just go get the tools that Charlie has.. AHHHHH

(silence)

littlemissfallsalot- I fell of the chair again

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imamonster- oh bella. Here ill come over and help you fix your chair.

Imamonster has signed off

Littlemissfallsalot- ok. But now I'm talking to no one. Omg I'm going insane!!!

Littlemissfallsalot has signed off.