Summary: Watching a video on YouTube where someone used Weird Al's White n' Nerdy for Spock, the little muse in my head told me to rewrite it to better fit Spock, so…I did. Put it together in about an hour so it's probably not very good.
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek or Spock, they belong to good ol' Gene Roddenberry, White N' Nerdy belongs to Weird Al, so I don't own that either.
A/N: I went back and fixed a couple of typo's and added page breaks so it looks a little cleaner. I know I made a referense to the new movie so its technically an AOS crossover but its from Spock!Prime's POV so it could count as TOS
They see me doin'
My greeting
I know they're all thinking
I'm so green n' Vulcan
Think I'm just too green n' Vulcan
Think I'm just too green n' Vulcan
Can't you see I'm green n' Vulcan
Look at me I'm green n' Vulcan!
I wanna roll with
The humans
But so far they all think
I'm too green n' Vulcan
Think I'm just too green n' Vulcan
Think I'm just too green n' Vulcan
I'm just too green n' Vulcan
Really, really green n' Vulcan
First in my class here at S.F.A.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of 3-D Chess
T'Penna that's my favorite MC
Keep your bourbon
I'll just have Vulcan spice tea
My lips never smile to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
Both of my ears are really pointy
Only Surak in my library
My laboratory's all totally pimped out
I got experiments everywhere
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
My heart is where a human's kidney is.
I only order things like fruits and vegetables
I'm a whiz at mediation I can stay for days
Once you see me at it you're gonna freak out,
I'm sittin so still it's like I'm a statue
Born in the city of Shi'Kahr
With Jim Kirk, well, I'm his Number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta phaser gun
Vulcan lute is my favorite instrument
I can sure kick your butt when I'm in the plak-tow
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Vulcan as well as Standard
Here's the part I sing on
They hear me talkin' 'bout logic!
I know in my heart they think I'm
green n' Vulcan!
Think I'm just too green n' Vulcan
Think I'm just too green n' Vulcan
Can't you see I'm green n' Vulcan
Look at me I'm green n' Vulcan
I'd like to roll with
The humans
Although it's apparent I'm too
Green n' Vulcan
Think I'm just too green n' Vulcan
I'm just too green n' Vulcan
How'd I get so green n' Vulcan?
You know my mom's human
Of course her name is Amanda Grayson
My dad's name is Sarek
An Ambassador
goading Leonard McCoy never leaves me bored
loosin control cause of some weird space pollen
I have two eyelids
I have had my brain stolen from me before
I gave my katra to Doctor McCoy and he went kind of bonkers
I tried to go through kolinar
I've gotta older half-bro named Sybok
He does not follow the Vulcan ways
Had a couple of mind melds with Jim Kirk!
Yo! Got myself a tricorder
Got pulled into an alternate timeline
Watched Vulcan get sucked into a black hole
Pinch pinch! And now you are so unconscious!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and greener than guacamole
I was bonded to T'Pring but turns out she didn't want me
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Jim or do I like Leonard? (Who am I kidding? It's totally Leo)
I spend every weekend
on a different planet
I got a meditation robe!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so green n' Vulcan
Just because I'm green n' Vulcan
Just because I'm green n' Vulcan
All because I'm green n' Vulcan
Holy cow I'm green n' Vulcan
I wanna bowl with
the humans
but oh well it's obvious I'm
green n' Vulcan
Think I'm just too green n' Vulcan
Think I'm just too green n' Vulcan
I'm just too green n' Vulcan
Look at me I'm green n' Vulcan!
A/N: S.T.A. = Star Fleet Academy
T'Penna - opera star that performed a Terran opera [VOY The Swarm]
Yes, the line asking himself if he like Jim or Leonard better is a nod to all the Trek slashers out there. Its Spones all the way for me!