¡Hola Amigos¡ TheMockingjay12 here with another story for your viewing pleasure! But first, a disclaimer from Fang!
Me: Say hi Fang!
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Me: Well say something, Fang!
Fang: Something, Fang.
Me: Ha. Ha. Very funny, we're all laughing our heads off. Now do the disclaimer OR DIE!
Fang: Sigh. This phsyco chick doesn't own Maximum Ride.
Me: If I did Fang would be MINEMaui
Lissa's POV
I was just sitting there in history, texting my BFF, Jessica, who BTW is SUCH an AIRHEAD! Listening, well not so much listening, to Mrs. Boring (There is a teacher at my school named that! NOT JK! XD) blab on about old dead guyswhenshe said something that really caught my attention.
"Okay class! We have some new students today! Now I want you all to be extra nice to them."
Ooh! New kids! Fresh meat! Roar!
"Now here they are! Now can you tell us something about yourselves?" she asked.
"F-Nick. Um.. I hate planes?" said the tall, dark one, Nick. Strong silent type, I see. Me likey!
"I'm Jeff and I like to make bombs," the Jeff guy, who FYI is like waayy too pale.
"What's up with the cane?" my other BFF, Barbie, shouted making everyone laugh.
"Um... I'm kinda, sorta blind," Jeff said awkwardly.
A few kids, including me, snickered.
"I expect you to be extra kind and considerate to Jeff, here," snapped. "Where exactly are you from, Nick?"
"We're from um.. uh.. We're from uh.. help me out here Ig- I mean Jeff," Nicky said. Hmm... He doesn't seem to know where he's from. Oh well! He's cute!
"New York! Yeah that's right! New York!" Jeff exclaimed.
"Any family?" inquired. Wait. Did I just think the word inquired?! Eek! I'm turning into a nerd!
"We have a sister Angel, I mean Ariel. A brother named Captain Ter- no wait Zephyr, I think. A sister named Maxine, she's gonna kill me for saying that. And another sister named either Tiffany, Butterfly or Krystal," Jeff said. Huh? What kind of person doesn't know their own siblings names. Well, it's not like I keep track of my siblings. Chris is either dead or in Timbuktu and I think Eliza is in the hospital. Or it could be summer camp. Wait. It's not summer. Is it? IDK
"Parents?"
"They're either in Africa or dead. We never really met them," Jeff explains.
Blind Orphan? Pathetic. I texted Jessica.
IKR?! Jess texted back.
But Nicky, u know, z tall dark & hansum 1? He's pretty cute! :)
IKR?!
He's all mine! ;)
IKR?!
That's all u can txt? I thought I tot u betr than that
IKR?!
That's when I turned my phone off. Jess can be so, how to put this gently? STUPID! Unlike me,with my straight D's.
Yes! Bell just rang time to go to English, right? I don't understand why I need to take it. I already speak it goodly!