10 things that Voldemort would say to Harry about his (non-existents) nose.
1."Harry, harry, HARRY! I have no nose Harry!
2. "My parents took my nose when I was a child.
3. You know when you put you two fingers on each side of your nose then pretend to steal a child's nose.
4."Yeah well they actually took my nose"
5. "Pick up your wand harry"
6. "Give me a nose Harry!"
7. In Voldemort's sleep. Because he has no nose he can not snore" (breath in) aaaahhhhh (breath out) Harry I have no nose no nose no nose"
8. "I have nostrils because I couldn't breathe Harry"
9. "I got them by making holesin my face and making a good place to insert nostrils. Then my mother gave me back my nose but it was too late to give it back. So I carved out my nostrils and shoved them up the holes in my face
10. "Harry fight my! But first… GIVE MY NOSE BACK!"
A/N
(Harry and Voldemort are both playing chasey. Harry has Voldemort's nose)
Voldemort: HARRY GIVE ME MY NOSE!
Harry: NEVER! HAHAHAHAHA I HAVE YOUR NOSE I HAVE YOUR NOSE I HAVE YOUR NO-
Voldemort: HOCUS POCUS!(waves wand around turning harry into a plate of warm tuna. Voldemort eats the tuna then tries to put his nose back on. With no success.)
Me: Review or Voldemort will turn you into a plate of tuna.
Voldemort: TTTTTTTUUUUUUUNNNNNNNAAAAAAAA!