If you liked Organization Idiots, you might like this…
…I'm just gonna say now, this isn't my story. It is by my friend Kinoko-chan, a.k.a 'Kinoko-chan'. I managed to convince her to finally attempt to write a KH fan fic, and this is the result. It doesn't make much sense to me, but neither does my friend. Most of the spelling mistakes are there on purpose.
Disclaimer: KH and its characters do not belong to us, nor are we making any money off this. (I wish we were… I need money…)
"Hey, Flowaah-boy, eva felt girly?" Demyx asked, grinning like a prize pig. (Like I said, not my story. I only typed it.)
"NOOO!!" Marluxia said while screaming his head off.
Just then, Xemnas walked into the room.
"Marluxia! Put that down! I don't want to have to kill you," he said sighing heavily.
(The 'that' is Marluxia's scythe…)
"Perfect," said Axel to himself.
He watched silently until only Demyx was in the room.
"How'd I go?" Demyx asked curiously.
"Great," said Axel, "This will work well."
Then he began pouring tomato sauce over Marluxia's scythe; then he placed a dummy head that looked just like Demyx's head; it even had 'blood' on it.
He then put the dummy's body a little further away, dressed in one of Demyx's spare cloaks, covered in more 'blood' for authenticity.
"Demyx, you go hide in the secret closet… The one only you an' me know about, 'kay?" Axel said while trying not to laugh.
"'Kay!" Demyx squeaked, then ran off.
Axel sprinted down the hallway, his emerald eyes wide with terror.
"What is wrong with you?" asked Vexen, who was only partially awake.
"Marluxia killed Demyx!" Axel screamed.
"Damn!" swore Vexen.
Xemnas walked up behind Vexen, a questioning look on his face.
"Come quick! Marluxia's killed Demyx!"
"MARLUXIA!!" Xemnas said, half yelling, half screaming as he shoved the door to the graceful assassin's room.
"Yes?" Marluxia answered quizzically.
"You killed Demyx?!" Xemnas growled, then muttered, "Why not Axel?"
"I most certainly did not!" protested Marluxia, rising to his feet.
"Axel, take us to the crime scene," Vexen said.
Axel silently showed the other three Nobodies to…
The Room!
"…It's plain to see," stated Vexen after a few moments contemplation, "That Marluxia did it."
"RAR!!" yelled Demyx, leaping out of the closet.
Everyone except Demyx (who was by that time rolling around on the floor in hysterics) slowly turned to Axel, their eyes glittering with hatred.
"YOU WILL BE MARLUXIA'S PERSONAL SERVANT FOR TWO YEARS," Xemnas whispered, his temper barely held in check.
"TWO YEARS?!" Axel yelled.
"Yes, TWO YEARS," replied Xemnas loudly for all to hear.
Axel stared at him open-mouthed.
"Demyx. You will be my servant for one year," Xemnas said slowly, so Demyx could understand.
"…Yes, Superior!" Demyx said after a few seconds thought.
Next to the door, Marluxia grinned at Axel, who groaned softly.
FIN!
…Woot! Gosh, my spell-checker didn't know the word 'woot'! How could it be so stupid?
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