Exactly what the title says.
Disclaimer: Yeah… don't own it…
Warnings: Seto doesn't do any work in this one!
1. Ducks
"Are you out of our mind?"
It was one of those moments where children stopped swinging in midair, gossiping old ladies paused to stare and birds flew into light poles.
"Of all the immature things to do, this is what you brought me here for?"
At the age of 18 (or 5018, whichever way you want to look at it), Yami had thought that he had experienced the most horrifying and terrible realities the world could throw at him. But seeing that glare, it made him feel different. Well, it was different from the normal glares he got from Seto Kaiba, so he had a right to be scared. A nervous smile spread across his lips and he knew he should've run away, but he never ran away from anything. Pride is sometimes a foolish thing…
"Do I look like an old woman to you, Yami? Why would you even thinkI would want to feed ducks?"
"We don't only have to feed them. We could…you know…chase them around a bit too…"
"Have you aged at all since you were four?"
Yami frowned and turned away from Seto.
"Well fine. See if I ever try to make you happy again…"
2. Swinging
"No."
"Please, it'll be fun."
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because…shut up."
"Just give it a chance, Seto."
"But they look dangerous and they've been touched by germy things. My coat will be ruined. Anyway, I don't like them."
"How can you not like swings?'
"…"
"But everyone likes swings!"
"I'm not everyone."
"Please? I don't want to have to swing alone…"
"…"
"…"
"Fine."
"Sweet! You can start!"
"Start what?"
3. Coffee
Yami pulled Seto over to the counter. He was smiling, Seto was glaring. What else was new?
"Two double coffee frappy foamy chino thingies with lots of chocolate," he said to the perky boy behind the counter, who managed to translate them into something hot and coffee-flavoured.
"I'm not drinking that crap, Yami."
"Of course you are. It'll make you smile."
"Nothing makes me smile. It's medically impossible me for me to do anything other than frown. I have a condition, you can ask my doctor."
"Shut up and drink."
Sip. Swallow. Grimace.
"It's disgusting. Too sweet and milky. They ruined the good coffee with sugar cane and cow juice."
"Cow juice?"
"Milk, you idiot."
"Oh my Ra! This has milk in it? Eww!"
A cup fell to the floor. Seto then decided he actually liked the double coffee frappy foamy chino thingy with lots of chocolate.
Now if only he could get rid of the frappy foamy chino part that had lots of chocolate…
…The End…
Just so you know, I have nothing against milk…