I'm So Stupid!

~ Luz del Sol-Light of the Sun

Hello! This was my first story in Spanish. I translated it into English, too! :)

June 25, 1996

Voldemort is at home, thinking of ways to kill Harry. Snape enters the room and says, "Excuse me, sir?"

"WHAT?" Voldemort yells (he is very annoyed, because he can't kill the boy he hates).

"I-I have your lunch, sir. It's a ham and cheese sandwich, your favorite." Snape is afraid because Voldemort is angry.

"All right. Now, leave!" Snape gives Voldemort his sandwich and leaves. Voldemort eats his sandwich. He thinks it is a very disgusting sandwich. That is because there are strength potions in the sandwich. Voldemort wants the potions, however, so he eats it.

When he is finished with his sandwich and thinking of Harry again, Voldemort thinks of the prophecy Snape told him that says a boy born in late July could kill him. But... in the ministry he had seen two children born in late July. Harry Potter, of course, and... Neville Longbottom.

Neville Longbottom, who is not good at magic (and can not kill him now), who can not find him, and can not fight him! Maybe the prophecy means that Neville Longbottom is the boy that could kill him. I'm so stupid! thinks Voldemort. Well, no, I'm not stupid. My minions are stupid because they did not think of this before!

"Minions!" Voldemort screams. His minions Snape, Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange, Lucius Malfoy, and others enter.

"Yes, sir. May we kiss your shoes, please?" Bellatrix says

"Not now. I have something for you to do. Do you remember that little boy, Neville Longbottom?

At 11:00 pm the next day, Voldemort and all his minions go Neville Longbottom and his grandmother's house. Neville doesn't know this, but his grandmother isn't home. She went to the pub for beer, and Neville is alone.

Voldemort goes into Neville's room. Neville is sleeping. There are no protections such as wards, so Voldemort can kill Neville. So Voldemort says "Avada Kedavra!" and Neville is dead. Voldemort can now be the king of the world! Or at least England.

What do you think? Is it horrible? Is it fabulous? Please leave me a review or send me a message.

Thanks!

Luz