This is... something weird and stupid that came into my mind, mostly from a cartoon I drew involving Spike telling Edward, "Duuude... you're even more pathetic than me!"
I'm probably going to continue this until I read the actual Breaking Dawn.
Oh, and I'm going to use a bit of Stephanie Meyer's text for the preface and first chapter, okay? So please don't sue me?
Preface
I'D HAD MORE THAN MY FAIR SHARE OF NEAR DEATH experiences, it wasn't something you ever really got used to.
It seemed oddly inevitable, though, facing death again. Like I really was marked for disaster. I'd escaped time and time again, but it kept coming back for me.
Still, this time was so different from the others.
It was so… ridiculous.
I mean, 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'? It sounds like a TV show!