Prussia had just discovered his voice broke that morning he woke up. He was 13 now and he loved his new voice. He didn't sound like girly-sissy man Austria, anymore. He decided to test how high he could go before he sounded high as a kite.
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
His name ist awesome, too!
Vhenever I go out, I alvays have to shout:
I AM SO AMESOME, SUCK IT, LOSERS!"
Prussia then laughed obnoxiously to the rest of the tune:
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
He continued the song in an infinite loop, singing lower every time, but shouting, "I AM SO AWESOME, SUCK IT, LOSERS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Finally, 11-year old Germany had enough. His Dummkopf bruder could be heard from downstairs. He leaned against the stairway, and shouted in his pre-puberty voice, "SHUT UP!"
Prussia was quiet, but continued the song. I told you it was infinite. He finished in the bathroom and walked down the stairs, with a smirk on his face.
Germany glanced at him, but continued to eat his breakfast, apple streusel. Their mother was washing the dishes at the sink.
Prussia still sung the song in his head, and it seemed the smirk was stuck on his face. He pulled out the chair at the pass-through window bar and sat down, climbing on the stool.
Germany shook his head and ignored him. And they say little brothers are annoying…
Suddenly, Prussia shouted, "I AM STILL AWESOME, SUCK IT, LOSER! DAHDAHDAHDAHDAHDAHDAH!"
His mutter just about had a heart attack and Germany almost fell out his seat. Germany shouted, "ZHAT IST ENOUGH!"