The ship containing Ripley, Newt, Bishop, and Hicks trundled merrily along through space, until it reached Earth. Unfortunately, a malfunction in the guidance computer or whatever caused it to crash land into the studios for 20th Century Fox, where the original scripts for Alien 3, Alien: Resurrection, Prometheus, and Alien vs. Predator were all instantly destroyed.
"Damnit," Hicks said as he crawled out of the slightly flaming wreckage, which was made out of genuine props instead of being a generic CGI piece of crap.
Just then, an awful screaming filled the air as a horde of fish men began swarming towards the downed ship.
"Oh my God!" Bishop said. "Gungans!"
"Don't you mean Goongas?" Newt asked.
"AAAAAARRRRRRGH!" Ripley yelled as she took out a pulse rifle and started gunning the Gungas.
While the battle raged on, a facehugger jumped on a video game console, which would have given birth to Aliens: Colonial Marines if a kind soul hadn't thrown it in the trash first.
Finally, all the Gungans were killed. The team of action heroes moved to get away from the ship, only to be accosted by Joss Whedon.
"Heya," Whedon said. "I got an idea for a new Alien film. Me and Ridley Scott thought it'd be a neat idea if you teamed up with the Avengers-"
Hicks punched him in the face.
The company then proceeded to live long and fruitful lives on Earth before going on to star in an adaptation of System Shock 2.