Revenge of the Jar Jar Binks

by Finland Fett

Sorry but you will have to read the story to find out what it is about. I am saying this because it is for your own good... some of you at least. For you Know the story takes place at a battle pin with a war aginst Anakin Skywalker as a kid vs Jar Jar Binks and by each chapter he will die and go somewhere new each time. That is all I will tell you. This story is made by RB.

STAR WARS SPOOF … HOW IT ALL BEGAN "Now it is time for the ultimate battle! Jar Jar binks v.s. ….. Anakin Skywalker!" anounsed a judge. All of a sudden Anakin jumped out onto the battle pin. Next everyone heard a loud rumble. Then Jar Jar popped out onto the battle pin. Jar Jar made a jump and landed right on top of Anakin. "Where did Annie go? Well since he hid from me then … MESSA MUST FART ON ANNIE!" yelled Jar Jar. But it was too late! Jar Jar started jumping up and down farting like crazy! When Jar Jar had finally stopped jumping and farting he did one HUGE fart! "FFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTT FFFFBBBMMM!" When Jar Jar was finished he took a step forward and turned around. "Annie? Why do youssa have X eyes Annie?" Jar Jar wondered. "AND WE HAVE OUR WINNER!" Yelled the judge . "Wanta go out for some victory pizza?" Asked the judge. Jar Jar paused. He had never been asked such a question. "MESSA SAYS ….. YES!" Jar Jar screamed. Later…. At the pizza place Jar Jar ordered an Ultra NON fart free covered with bean peporonie and bean cheese… bean pizza. "FFFFFFFBBBNNBNBBfttttttthdbh ffbsfbcnbkgcgblcgbcbaelucbvl su;abu;bayLVBGLVBAETETBUGVBDFHJDFJD FJKKDFKkjfdnfdnbbnjfjndffgjj fkjfgfj….fbt!" Jar Jar had such a bad fart that everyone in the Universe died from its smelly ness. "Sniff. Sniff… Messa does not smell anything!"Jar Jar said. But right after that…. Jar Jar Binks died from his OWN FART! To be continued until chapter 2…..