"Who the fuck are you?...
Sakura was buried under a huge pile of sasuke fanservice pictures...
"You'll call me . I heard you like sasuke?"
"Yeah...."
"He doesn't like you get it into your fucking mind."
"Karin?"
"Why the HELL do you think he would like her? Thats as creepy as a walrus flossing!"
"Let me get to the main point, why can't I move, and why am i buried under this pile of sasuke posters?"
"I figured if you liked him so much, you'd die with him. And about the fact that you can't move. I was born with a type of chakra that can slow down the brain and hinder movements. Oh right and I cut off your ear with a cigar cutter! ^^'."
"You are cruel motherfucker...."
I drizzle gasoline over the posters and prepared a molotov cocktail.
I grin and throw the molotov cocktail.
"GAHHHHH!!!!"
"Heh... i got to write this down!" "As she burned under the admirations of her love, her smoldering passion for him has not changed!"
"Hmmmm... Nah it sucks...."
I set an edge of it on fire and set it in sakura's mouth.
With that i climb out of the warehouse, jumped onto the roof. and grabbed a switch.
"Bang."
With that word, the warehouse blew up.
"Dead yet?"
"No....."
Sakura got up and ran at me. Damn! She has improved over the years.
I dodged her punch, went behind her, kicked her spine, effectively hindering her movement.
She fell to the floor, paralyzed and weak.
"Hmmm, you seem like you need to be put out of your misery."
I put a grenade in her mouth and walked away.
" If theres a character from any anime/manga that you hate, I will kill him/her. and btw i won't kill the same person until its 5 chapters apart"
(Mushroom cloud)
"WOOT! One bitch down and 2 to go!
Review or PM me to have me kill a character, it can be ANYONE from ANY manga/anime/videogame/fanfiction!
(Minus hentai)