Seran: Hey, dudes! Time for another story!

Kira: Yahoo!

Seran: TSA, can you send me a shotgun on your review? I need to blow Angelo's head in. Thanks in advance.

Everyone: Seran doesn't own GS!

Seran: Thank you! Now, on with the show! TSA is the special guest, too!

Everyone: YAHOO!

(P.S. Sorry if you're a bit OOC, TSA, I hit a slight writer's block doing this one)

Crisscrossed Minds

Cagalli woke up from a really weird dream. She felt like she was brushing her hand against Angelo's chest, and being in a make-out session with him. She kind of freaked out at the thought. Everyone knew he was a pervert, even Seran, who was happily married to Meyrin.

…Then the stay at Blue Side Hot Springs caused her to go insane...

…Well, for a little while.

Flashback

"Angelo, you pervert! Stay out of the ladies' side of the springs!" Cagalli screeched, smashing said boy into the air.

Seran got out of the springs to hit the sauna a few minutes later.

Meyrin had been pacing around at the front door.

Luna had played ping pong with Shinn for too long, and ended up dropping to the floor, asleep by his side.

And Ellen decided to blow off her steam by pounding Yzak, who had fallen out of the sky.

…Then again, who doesn't?

End flashback

And Seran just HAD to walk in on her thoughts.

"Cagalli, are you thinking of your stay at Blue Side?" He asked.

"Yeah, I am." She replied.

"Hey, I'm only perverted when I drink way too much beer." Angelo protested, looking like some sort of psychic.

…Well, in this case, yes, a psychic.

"Yeah, and you aren't when you don't?" Cagalli retorted.

"Yzak, STAY OUT OF MY ROOM!" Ellen screeched, punching said boy straight into the air and sending him into the street, and right into some cars. Her voice echoed throughout the corridors of the place they were staying at, this case being the Clyne Mansion.

"Typical." Kira said.

"And I see a battered Yzak outside." Athrun added with a chuckle.

"He shouldn't have done that, he shouldn't have done that." Some weird chorus singers said at the same time.

"What are you dopes doing here?" Seran questioned menacingly. The weird chorus singers gulped and ran off.

…Seran can be quite scary sometimes. And that includes right now.

Then again, there's the fact that Kira felt like his body had been the stage of a tap dancing contest between the Strike Rouge, Providence Gundam, and the two Zeloth Gundams. He was aching all over from traveling in the Strike Freedom. And at what speed, 500 miles per hour?

"Ugh…I'm getting a sinking feeling right now…I need more rest…" He murmured, staggering to his bed and falling asleep.

…Looks like I was right.

Then again, who isn't?

Everyone fell down anime-style and sweat dropped with a sigh.

"Kira, get a therapist."

Seran: This one-shot has been blown open.

Everyone: Remember to R&R, all! See you later!