Ultra super pointy hair battle of ultimate destruction and doom 3: evil dark blood blade rises again, final battle: is it over 9000?!
Vegeta arises from his saiya people pod, the door opens and his crisp white boots meet the crushed corpses of the evil dark blood blade's victims. Dousing his armour in a velvet red ooze of entrails and guts as he touches down on the surface of the sacred heaven's bane, a planet plagued by dark blood blade's antics for so long.
"Wow, I thought I was a edgy boi!" Vegeta muttered to himself, the sound waves echosummfly throughout the catacombs of the cave he suddenly seems to be in.
"Well after my blade is done with you, all that will be left are the edges of you boi!"
A voice surprised veggie boy and a surprisingly small man ascends from the shadows, dark blood blade has arisen, he peels half a corpse of of his 8903 foot blade, and points it in Virginia's direction.
"I was expecting children in spandex to killer them, but my superior intelligence and fighting skill will make easy work of you, like a grape in the palm of my hand!" Vegeta yells into the darkness,
"Because I am virgin! Prince of all the spaccer warriors!"
"Well Vegena, the ability to speak does not make you intelligent, a brain like mine makes you intelligent!" The ominous voice called back to Vekkita.
"Wait, you... are J...Ji...Jimmy." Vegeta shudders.
"JIMMY NEUTRON!"
"That's correct vindictinny! And I will defeat you, once and for all!"
Narrator voice:"Will vvvvvvvvv defeat Nimmy Jewtron? Or will Jimmy and his ultimate soul-eating dragon slaying shadow the hedgehog blade of death and apocalypses make easy work of Vagoota?! Find out next time on Faggon bals XYZ 4029.