Hello! Just a little thing I cooked up. Enjoy!

It was a normal day at Diagon Alley in London, England. Well, probably as normal as a wizard could be. Fred and George Weasley were at their store, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, directing ladies to their products that consisted of love potions and chocolates, to 'enhance the love of the intended eater on the first person he/she sees.'

"Ladies, there's no finer products around!" beamed George Weasley, pointing at a love potion in a bottle which looked like perfume.

"Yes," agreed his brother, Fred. Then, turning to a group of young boys, "Wanting to play a prank on your friends? Buy our Punching Telescope. You might need the cream for the likely bruise apt to occur, I think. Or try our Puking Pastilles or our Skiving Snackboxes if you guys wish to get out of your Hogwarts classes! The orange side of the Puking Pastille makes you begin to vomit, you see, but when you eat the purple one, it restores you back to full health!"

"What if you're too sick to eat the purple side?" asked one of the boys.

"Um, uh... we're working on that," said George with a sheepish grin. "Anyways, lads, would we interest you all with Cockroach Cluster, in the form of a Honeydukes chocolate? Imagine the look on the person's face when they find out that they've been eating roach!"

Weasleys Wizard Wheezes was definitely a business booming in Diagon Alley, even during the war with Lord Voldemort, with all those joke products. Pygmy Puffs, Love Potions, Skiving Snackboxes and even Muggle Magic Tricks! You name it, the Weasley twins had it.

The door swung open and Fred and George rushed to welcome their new customer. Actually, there was two of them. They both wore helmets with horns, and they both had long, blond hair. They seemed to have wristbands with spikes on them, and they were slapping each other and bonking their helmets against each other. They looked like twins - one boy, one girl, even though the girl looked like a man,

Fred and George looked at each other until George said, "Welcome to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, the finest joke, trick and prank shop of them all! Better than Zonko's and all those other cheap ratbags." At the same time, Fred was thinking, They look like those Muggle... what do you call them? Oh yeah - punks - that we see sometimes in London.

One of them spoke up. "So... you're a weasel?" The other sniggered, the girl maybe, and said, "You both are Wheezing Weasels? That's funny!"

"Excuse me," growled Fred, "if you're just here to insult our family name, you might as well get out. SECURITY!" He called, snapping his fingers. "Or perhaps I will jinx you first... or would you like to be attacked by the Bat-Bogey Hex?"

"But we gotta kill Snotlout first!" snarled the horned man.

Fred and George chortled loudly. "SNOTLOUT?" asked George. "Is this some kind of a joke?"

"No," grumbled the girl. "We found this weird hole thingy and Snotlout pushed us in it. Do you have any revenge items?"

"Yes sirree," grinned Fred and George in unison. "Did you know that we have a whole aisle dedicated to revenge? Do you want to play pranks, tricks or jokes on Snotlout and other friends of yours? Come, and you won't need to pay a single Knut!"

"Hey," said George suspiciously, "what if they are Muggles? Where are their wands?"

"Don't worry," grinned Fred, "I have a plan..." Then he turned to the twins. "By the way, what're your names?"

"Ruffnut Thorston," said the girl.

"Tuffnut Thorston," said the boy, then he added, "But I'm much smarter."

"Hey!" said the girl called Ruffnut, preparing to hit her brother, but Fred stopped them both. "The products? Lead the way, George."

And the two pairs of mischief twins, Ruffnut and Tuffnut Thorston, and Fred and George Weasley, headed away.