AJ POV

It's almost my birthday, and all I really want is that perfect guy. Not like those stupid storylines I'm forced to work with, but a little like the ones in books and movies - just a little. I just really want that guy who I fight with, but in the end, everything gets worked out. I want the guy who gives me surprise kisses and hugs from behind. I know these kinds of guys are basically non-existent, but I just feel that since my birthday is coming up that things may go the way I want it. Hopefully.

I'm currently in this incredibly boring storyline with Dolph Ziggler. We don't do anything but kiss and watch him lose matches. It sucks. I bet that people are getting tired of us, and that we aren't really becoming a power couple unless we tweet stupid things. The only time we actually do something close to a segment, it's in a freaking house show or those extra shows, that aren't RAW or SMACKDOWN, that no one really cares about. I know that some fans are waiting for something huge to happen, something amazing and new. The stupid creative aren't doing much to help the Divas division. This whole thing is so frustrating. There needs to be a change.

Right now, I'm in my hotel room with my best friend -who is obviously my chickbuster- Kaitlyn. We're sitting on the bed in our ninja turtle PJ's eating all kinds of snacks and talking about what we want to do for my birthday.

"How about we go to that club that all the superstars are talking about? Club... uh ... Fab? I think that's what it's called. I know it kind of sounds gay, it's not, but come on, it'd be fuh-un," Kaitlyn said. She's always trying to get me to go to clubs so she can get drunk and out of her mind so I can be the DD, and here she is saying it'd be fun?

"No Kaitlyn. I know you, and I know that I'm not going to have fun being the only one who's sober. Next option." Knowing her she is going to tell me why I should go to that club with her, let's just hope it's actually good reasoning.

"Come on. I promise not to drink too much, and plus, I want to invite the whole roster, so we'll have lots of fun with Sheamus, Kofi, John, Rey, and Sheamus are there." Her eyes are wide knowing that she said Sheamus's name twice. It's so obvious that she like him you could tell from a mile away, but I'll try to mess with her, see what she does.

"Wait. Did you just say Sheamus twice?" I say trying not to giggle at her current expression right now.

"Uh, did I say that? Uhm... Er...-"

"Listen Kait, I already know that you have a crush on him. It's freakin' obvious." She's blushing now that I told her what I already knew.

"Ugh! Okay fine I'll admit I like him, but you're going to the club then. It's going to be the best birthday you've ever had, with my awesomeness put in the planning."

"Fine then, but if I don't get cake and ice-cream then I will never let you plan any of my parties ever again. I'm dead serious. Cake and ice-cream is what I demand!"

"Yay! Oh, and I promise those things will be there, otherwise I won't even come."

Ugh, so I guess I'm going to a club on my birthday. I wonder how it's going to go.

"Okay," I said, "I hope I get super rockin' gifts Kait."

"Don't worry. I know exactly what you want and I have a plan," she says with a devious smile on her face. I wonder what she's up to this time.

"Umm... okay Kait, let's just go to sleep now." I say as we both go to our own beds.

"Okay!" she says and then starts to chuckle. Yea, she's really up to something weird.

"Goodnight," we both say at the same time. Now all I'm thinking about is what Kaitlyn might be planning. It's kind of weird. Not like normal-building forts-weird, but like a secret mission type kind of weird.