Hey everybody it's AlkaliLemon and this font is really huge 'cos I can't see shit without my glasses! Anyfwayyy... this is my first fic, and sorry in advance, as this will probably suck. Like, terribly. Well, try to enjoy as best you can.
Pit looked around, bored as hell. There had to be something he could do to pass the time. His eyes reached a shelf on the other side of the room. Link's shelf. What is on that shelf? He asked himself. Standing up, he walked over. There were many little things on the shelf. Swords, arrows, and explosives littered most of the space, but in the back of the shelf, in a blue and clear container, was the 2nd grade version of BrainQuest. Pit sat down on the floor with said study cards, and proceeded to quiz himself.
It was a while later, when Marth walked into the room. This was not unusual, as all the guys shared a room. "Pit... what the hell are you doing?" The bluenette asked. Pit looked up from the cards. "Google these for me!" he threw the cards at Marth. "What? Okay, uh, where did you even-" Pit pointed at Link's shelf. "Oh okay then..." The prince sat down on his bunk and looked over the cards. "You really dont know these? a 2nd grader could answer these!" he exclaimed, a bit surprised at Pit's lack of basic knowledge. Pit glared at him. "Stop being a jerk, Marth. Let's see how many you know!" Pit took the cards from Marth's hands and without any consent, started quizzing him.
After about three hours, Link walked in with Ness, Lucas, Popo, Nana, Toon Link, and Red in tow. "Wait here kids, I'll grab the studying materials." Said group members nodded, and Link went over to his shelf. "Marth, Pit, have you guys seen a copy of BrainQuest?" he asked, looking at the two boys on the other side of the room. Pit nodded sheepisly and held up the cards. Marth just looked at his feet. "Really? Guys why are you looking at these? For one, you both should know this already, and two, I've told you a billion times to keep your filthy hands off of my stuff." Marth stifled a laugh. "Filthy hands? Perhaps we should spray the room with Lysol if you have a problem with dirt, Link." The hylian glared at him. "You know exactly what I meant, so shut up. You both saw the other things on that shelf, so I suggest that unless you want to be on the recieving end of those, you don't mess with me. Am I quite clear?" Both Pit and Marth nodded. Link nodded back, then walked away to help the other kids study. Pit looked at Marth. "He really scares me sometimes." He said. Marth nodded in agreement and they both looked at the doorway, then at the shelves. "Wanna go through Ike's stuff?" Pit asked. Marth shook his head. "Hell no. You've seen that big ass sword he carries! I'd prefer to keep that away from our necks by all means!"
And that's the end! BLAH! I FORGOT THE DISCLAIMER! I DO NOT OWN SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL! I actually got the idea for the story from a friend of mine who puts some messed up stuff in her cabinets before having company, just so she can threaten them if they're nosy. So anyfway I hope you all enjoyed this! Please remember to leave reviews! Okay thanks, bye!