[Alexander Hamilton]
Burr: How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore-
Alexander: What's with the name calling
[Aaron Burr, Sir]
Burr: Talk less
Alexander: But I like talking-
Burr: Smile more
Alexander: Why-
Burr: Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for
Alexander: Seriously
Burr: You wanna get ahead?
Alexander: ...Yes but how is-
Burr: FOOLS WHO RUN THEIR MOUTHS OFF WIND UP DEAD ALEXANDER
Alexander: O.o
[My Shot]
Burr: If you talk you're gonna get shot-
Alexander: Nah
-proceeds to get shot years later by Burr-
[Right Hand Man]
Washington: Yes?
Burr: Well-
Alexander: -pops head in- YOUR EXCELLENCY
Burr: I'm gonna freaking kill him
Washington: Hamilton come in! Have you met Burr?
Alexander: Yes, sir,
Alexander and Burr: We keep meeting...
[The Story Of Tonight Reprise]
Burr: She's married
Alexander: -doesn't see why that's a big deal-
Burr: She's married to a British officer
Alexander: Oh shit-
Burr: See you on the other side of the war
Alexander: O.O Okay-
[Ten Duel Commandments]
Lee: Have your seconds meet face to face!
Burr: Negotiate a peace
Alexander: oR NEGOTIATE A TIME AND PLACE
-later-
Burr: Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature
Alexander: Suuuuurreee... But your man has to answer for his words, Burr
Burr: With his life? We both know that's absurd, sir
Alexander: Hang on how many men died because Lee was inexperienced and ruinous-
Burr: Okay so we're doing this...
[Meet Me Inside]
Alexander: LEE DO YOU YIELD
Burr: YOU SHOT HIM IN THE SIDE YES HE YIELDS
Laurens: I'm satisfied :3
[What'd I Miss]
Burr: -happily welcoming Thomas Jefferson-
Alexander: I see how it is
[We Know]
Burr: WE KNOW ABOUT THE MONEY YOU GAVE TO JAMES REYNOLDS
Alexander: Kay
Burr: DID YOU USE GOVERNMENT FUNDS
Alexander: No
Burr: CONFESS
Alexander: I don't have to tell you anything
Burr: I WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION
Alexander: Wait okay hang on I'll tell you everything
-proceeds to show Burr the note from James Reynolds for absolutely no good reason-
Alexander: So like just between us right-
Madison and Jefferson: Okie
Alexander: Buuuurrrr?
Burr: No promises
Alexander: Crap
[The Reynold's Pamphlet]
Burr: Well he's never gonna be President now~
Alexander: I hate you
Burr: That's one less thing to worry about :D
Alexander: U
[The Election Of 1800]
Alexander: Is there anything you wouldn't do?
Burr: No! I'm chasing what I want. And you know what?
Alexander: What?
Burr: I learned it from you :3
Alexander: ... -walks away-
Burr: ...What'd I say
-later-
Alexander: JEFFERSON HAS BELIEFS BURR HAS NONE
Burr: Wha
Alexander: WELL YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE PRESIDENT NOW
Burr: Dang
[Your Obedient Servant]
Burr: I want an apology
Alexander: Fooorrr...?
Burr: For saying I was immoral and a dangerous disgrace and could not be trusted with the reins of government maybe?
Alexander: Hm
Burr: -_-
Alexander: Let's be realistic here surely I said something more descriptive could you be more specific
Burr: Are you KIDDING ME
Alexander: I can't apologize if it's true
Burr: JUST SAY SORRY
Alexander: I'MMM NOT SORRYYYY
Burr: THAT'S IT. WEEHAWKEN. DAWN. GUNS. DRAWN.
Alexander: YOU'RE ON
[The World Was Wide Enough]
Burr: This man will not make an orphan of my daughter!
Alexander: This man has several small children waiting for him at home and you only have one daughter who is like twenty something-
Burr: -shoots anyway-
-later-
Burr: I should've known the world was wide enough for both Hamilton and me..
Alexander: TOO FREAKING LATE BURR