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Xenmas smirked as his arms snaked around Ienzo's waist. "I'm so glad that Vexen created you for me. Were it not for blackmail of course. You wouldn't be here."

The Ienzo clone just smiled back as he began nuzzling Xenmas's neck. The pair began to kiss passionately until a knock came at the door-that-never-really-was-ever-there. Xemnas whispered in the clone's ear, orders to hide, and stay quiet.

The little Ienzo just smiled cutely, almost in a spaced out kind of way.

When the clone disappeared Xemnas said in his haughty voice, "Come in."

Of all the people to waltz in to his office it had to be Zexion. Ienzo's very nobody.

'Anyone one but him.' Xemnas thought. Zexion bowed and handed Xemnas a large folder.

"I finished writing that report on Namine's abilities. If you don't mind I would like to go over some important points with you."

"Very good number VI. But could you come back in little bit. I have a very pressing mater that needs immediate attention."

Suddenly out of the blue the Ienzo clone popped up from behind Xemnas's writing desk. "I like him Xemmy," Ienzo said as he pointed at Zexion, "He looks cute!"

"And what is this, superior?" Zexion said.

Xemnas attempted to shoo away the clone by covering his mouth and shoving him under his office desk. "It's nothing. Merely an experimental clone made by Vexen."

"But what in all of the worlds is 'it' doing here ... in your office?" Zexion countered as he folded his arms across his chest.

Xemnas stuttered, "Well, um, Vexen, he sent it up to my office, so I could um, inspect it. Yes! That's it! I needed to make sure it could assist us in day-to-day chores."

"Oh I see."

Suddenly, much to Xemnas's dismay the clone broke free of his clutch and shouted in the most naive manner, "I'm his sex toy." Ienzo said that as if it were a good thing.

While Zexion stood with his mouth agape. Face full of bewilderment and horror. At this moment Xemnas was blushing madly. Not knowing what to rightly say. Then Zexion's expression changed from terror to rage.

Many sounds of painful screams could be heard throughout the Castle-That-Never-was that night. As Zexion got his revenge.

A/N: I haven't written anything like this before. I just felt like doing weird drabbleish oneshot. Lol, I wanted to make the Ienzo clone an idiot in contrast to the real one, who is so smart he must be a child prodigy. Hope you all liked it. :D