A Plan That Worked, Sorta.
Chapter 1 Planning
"Ron, I think I love her." Harry mumbled loudly in his sleep, he was asleep on the floor of Ron's bedroom.
This should be interesting "You still love Cho?"
"No, Hermione." Harry rolled over, still sleeping.
"Harry, wake up! Wake up!" Ron kicked him, meaning to get his side, he accidentally got his groin.
"What Ron?" He growled, "You woke me up, in a very painful way, this better be important or I won't hesitate to curse you into oblivion the minute were inside of the castle."
"You had said 'Ron I think I love her' and I asked if it was Cho and you said 'No, Hermione' Then I woke you up, Sorry." Ron said quickly "Do you feel that way about her?"
"Er…No." Harry lied, Oh shit, he knows. I've liked Mione since third year. "I was having a strange dream and I was telling you something, then Hermione asked me a question and I said no to Hermione."
Ron didn't believe him; he kept asking him about it for hours until, Harry gave up.
"Fine Ron, I love Hermione." Harry admitted "Ron you have to help me tell her. How do I do it?"
"I don't know, hold on, GINNY!" Ron poked his head out of his door.
"Ron, don't drag her into this mess." Harry groaned.
"What Ron? And where is Errol, Mum is searching everywhere for him?" Ginny demanded upon entering the room.
"Why should I know? But Harry here has a problem…"
"And that is?" Ginny asked, as Harry grumbled.
"He has this girl he has a crush on, and he wants to ask her out, but he doesn't know how to do it."
"Is it that stupid boyfriend stealing slut Cho?"
"No." Harry and Ron said together.
"Ok then. Muggle or Witch?"
"Witch." Ron said as Harry blushed.
"Which witch? Do I know her?"
"Erm…Yes" Harry responded.
"What year?"
"Same as Harry and me."
"Does this certain some one spend a lot of time in the, oh lets say, the library?" Harry nodded glumly, "Is it Hermione?"
"Is it that obvious?" Harry asked putting his head in his hands, trying to hide his blush.
"No, I'm just a nosey girl. And how long have you two known her? Almost six years and you need my help? That is pathetic."
"Harry, put it in a letter." Ron suggested.
"No, look, Hermione, only went to the ball with Krum because, you were to stupid not to ask her to go with you." Ginny paced hands on her hips.
"Why doesn't she tell us anything." Harry and Ron sighed looking at each other.
These two are worse then Fred and George with that. "Well, Ron in her words you have the emotional range of a teaspoon and Harry she didn't know how you felt about her." Ginny shrugged.
They came up with many different plans for Harry. He disagreed with most of them because they involved magic, somehow.
"Ok we find out where she lives, get a ladder, you climb it, and work your magic." Ginny sighed, "That is my last idea, if you two can come up with something better be my guest."
In another part of the country, Hermione was sitting at her desk, writing on parchment, with the house phone attached to her ear.
"No, I mean it, I need guy help. I'm trying to break up with one guy to date another, well, hopefully date the other."
"I need names here, and don't get yourself all worked up over this. I've done this plenty of times."
"Well I haven't. And Viktor is who I want to break up with, Harry on the other hand, oh I love him."
"This is major you said the 'L' word, I'm coming over there pronto."
"See you in a few." She shoved the ink, parchment, and quill in the desk drawer, "Mum, is it ok if Linda comes over and spends the night?" Hermione asked entering her spotless kitchen.
"Yea it's ok. Oh, your letter from you school arrived half an hour ago."
"My OWL scores too." Hermione said picking up the letter from the table "What's in the oven, it smells good?"
"Your father's dinner and biscuits for the family party, you haven't been here for the last two." Her mother said, "Your, what scores?"
"OWL, Ordinary Wizarding Levels, a test that determines the kind of jobs you can have, in the magical field, at least." Hermione said opening the letter. She tossed a side the two normal pieces of parchment, the booklist and the one about a new year, "YES! O's in almost everything, except ancient runes and astronomy. Well the astronomy was expected two teachers, one that happens to be your friend, getting attacked you're not going to pay attention to the exam very much." Hermione mumbled, to herself.
"People got attacked during your exam?"
"Yeah, but it's not as bad as it sounds. One of the people the spells bounced off of, the other, poor woman, four of five stunners to the chest she was in St. Mungo's for a while."
"What is St. Mungo's?"
"It's a magical hospital."
"There is a magical hospital?" Her mother asked.
"Yeah, I was thinking about becoming an Auror, dark wizard catcher, or a Healer, like a doctor basically. They work in St. Mungo's. Well I have to go hide this, before Linda gets here." She said holding up the letter.
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Ron is a little twit! Sorry to all you guys who have had Harry's wake up call, by you're best friend or girlfriend or sibling. I'll admit I'm guilty of all these crimes. SORRY GUYS. You know I love ya. I almost forgot:
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, just some merchandise and my plot line.
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