Disclaimer: HELLO PEOPLE OF FANFICTION. This story or "FanFic" has been thought up by myself. BUT I do not own Any of the Simpson characters and I do not own anything trademarked by The Simpsons Corporation. Enjoy my story and REMEMBER: ME OWN IDEA ME NO OWN SIMPSONS :D

Of Course…It's Life

Chapter 1: Main St. Terror

Bart was walking down Main St. wondering what to do. Milhouse had just got into Medical School and left to pack for his trip. Lisa was getting ready for a Jazz competition and, well he really didn't have many close friends. Sure Jimbo and his cronies were "tight" or whatever, but not as tight as he was with Milhouse or Lisa. So while he walked he looked around a bit but nothing really caught his eye. He looked down and came saw a package. That was strange, nowadays if you dropped something that is flammable, edible, or any other use for a bum it would be scooped up. This is mainly because the new mayor Mayor Masterfield didn't care about his citizens. Sure he promised this and that for his City but in the end he just got rich…quick and left. Now so many people had no job because the businesses themselves were under funded. No money equals no pay check. Bart picked up the package, shoved it in his jacket and started to walk back home. While he was walking he heard a scream. He turned.

"What the hell was that?" he asked

As he turned he saw a lady being dragged by her hair across the street. It was yet another murder or some other crime. Crime ruled the cities underground. If you were out past 12:00 and walking alone you basically had a "MUG ME" sign (neon and flashing lights) above your head. Tat was unless you were in a gang or you had a weapon visible. The police did nothing of course. One reason because they were bigger crooks than the actual criminals. They periodically stopped at different houses and demanded food, drink a place to sleep (mainly the master bed) and simple pleasures. That would be sex or rape depending on the person. Another reason was that they were under funded as well. They barely had enough money to afford guns and batons. But this crime was different. No one brought trouble out into the middle of the street in broad daylight. They used to but now the citizens were getting angry and started to fight back. They had weapons and pepper spray and anything else they could use to fight the crooks. So the criminals started skulking back into the shadows where they belonged. But as Bart stared he recognized the person. It was Sherri and old girlfriend. He had dated both the twins but he secretly like Sherri more. She was being dragged by the hair into the intersection by (what is presumed) to be her husband. He looked drunk and angry, too things that never should be combined nowadays. As she screamed he yelled in her ear "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH" and immediately she became silent. But you could see in her eyes that she wanted help. But this guy was big. He had pipes for arms, his pants had rips everywhere showing off his powerful legs and he had no shirt on. There were scratches everywhere, probably from having wild sex with his wife. He had a huge 6 pack and his package bulged out of his pants like he had three balled socks in his pants. He dragged her in the intersection and stopped.

"HEY EVERYBODY!" he screamed.

"THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE IS A WHORE…SHE HAS BEEN FUCKING OTHER GUYS FOR WEEKS BEHIND MY BACK!" He screamed.

"No Johnny I haven't I love you and only you" She said

"REALLY…THEN PROVE IT, RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW PROVE YOUR LOVE YOU TWO-TIMING WHORE!" He screamed

"Alright" she said "what do you want?"

"I WANT YOU TO DIE…Die for my sweet" He said with a sinister grin.

Bart looked on in terror, how could she have left him for this freak. Was she really going to die? No he wouldn't let it happen. He started to run but was held back by somebody. He turned around ready to knock the everlasting shit of them and saw Terri. Of all people holding him back he didn't think Terri would.

"No Bart my sister had been looking for a way out for weeks. She has been talking and that's what she wants. For it to be over" she said.

"But this isn't the way to do it" Bart replied "there are other ways out she could run away or-"

He would have continued but Terri put her fingers on his lips and said "Sshhhh Bart no there is no other way he would find her, he doesn't admit it but he needs her"

While they were talking everyone was frozen with fear as they watched Sherri take out his gun and put it to her head. Johnny suddenly looked scared he never thought she would actually die for him.

"Sherri DON"T DO IT I'm sorry come back inside and we'll work things out" he pleaded

"You said you wanted me to die for you Johnny, and that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to die for you so I will never have to see your ugly piss face again" she spat "I will never have to hear or see or feel you inside me ever AGAIN!"

As she said again she pulled the trigger and shot herself in the head. She slumped over and fell on the ground. Johnny looked at her bleeding corpse then looked around and yelled

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT! GO THE FUCK AWAY" as he sobbed over his loss. He fell to his knees and cried and screamed.

Everyone regained focus on their lives. They walked faster to where they needed to go and Bart just stood there. Watching the lifeless corpse stair at him with those lifeless eyes. He let himself be pulled away by Terri. He walked with her and suddenly realized. She was gone. And he could have saved her. He was sure of it. If he had just broken free of Terri's- Wait Terri was the one who said she wanted to die. But who could possibly want to die? NO one did even of they where in a bad situation they could always work it out. Or maybe they couldn't. Maybe if they were in deep shit the only way out was to die. An escape he thought.

A/N Oh My God that was the saddest chapter I have ever written. Although I did like it. It had a nice Johnny Rocketfingers type of outlook lol Please R&R and tell me what you think  Next Chapter should be up in a week or two.