Lord of the Acorns: The Fellowship of the Fur
Written by: Daniel Honeycutt, Idea by: Ian Szydlo, Ripped off from the Amazing Epics by: J.R.R Tolken
A Long Time Ago, In the Forests of North Dakota…
There was a war of all things happy and cute against the evil carnivores of the forest. The "Fuzzies", as the happy and cute creatures were called, were gravely outnumbered against the Predators. But the Fuzzies had something that the Predators didn't- The Golden Tree, which grew in the lands of Chipmunks. Only every fifty years, did the Golden Tree make a Golden Acorn. Each species of the Fuzzies got a Golden Acorn, which was passed down over endless generations. They were each species' treasure, and had magical powers that were the Fuzzies only hope at defeating the Predators. The leader of each species was carrying a Golden Acorn, while their troops were armed with nothing but little pebbles and twigs. Although poorly armed for the most part, the Fuzzies were winning the battle, until Sarofur showed up.
Sarofur, incase your wondering, is the leader of the Predators. A viscous wolf, he tears the Fuzzies apart (literally), and eats them for supper.
Once Sarofur heard word that the Fuzzies were prepared to go into battle, with the Golden Acorns, he knew that the only way to win was to create something more powerful than a Golden Acorn. He had to create the most powerful Acorn that ever existed.
Sarofur then had all of his minions go to the bathroom on top of a normal acorn, to create a massive pile of evil. Once the smelly mass dried, he dug through it, and found the acorn, but now, it was black, and pure evil.
So, when he stepped onto the battlefield, it wasn't looking good for the Fuzzies. The Dark Acorn was killing of many Fuzzies, even some who had Golden Acorns. After many more hours of pain and suffering, the King of the Fuzzies with the Golden Acorn came face to face with Sarofur.
Sarofur began first by knocking the Golden Acorn away from the King. The King then brought out his wooden sword. This sword was not an ordinary one. It was made from the wood of a Giant Redwood, all the way from the Western Lands of California, purified in the Lands of the South, cut by the mystical Beavers of the East, and was wrapped in the silk of a silkworm in the North.
The King then thrust his sword at Sarofur, and cut off his paw that had the Dark Acorn on it. With Sarofur being defenseless, the King killed the evil wolf, and headed to the Everlasting Pile.
Once the King was there, all he had to do was drop the Dark Acorn in it, set it aflame and the War would be over. But, the King was selfish, and, at the last second, decided to keep the Dark Acorn for himself, keeping Sarofur, and the Predators, alive.