"so-bad-it's-good" Presents; My Immortal
I DID NOT, I REPEAT, DID NOT WRITE THIS!
Credit & Author: XXXbloodyrists666XXX Known as; Tara Gilesbie
Original posted date: 2006
DO NOT; Report for the awful.... oh-so god awful writing. This is for some of us that just like to remember what the internet has shat out.
YES I know, its bad
NO Once again I did not write this.
YES Tara Gilesbie gets full credit; She may take what she earned.
WARNING. The following contains:
- Spelling/Grammar/Usage Errors
- Canon Rape
- OOC Characters
- Unnecessary/Poorly Written Sex Scenes
- Overabundant Pop-Culture References
- Unnecessary Series Crossovers
- Illogical Problem-Solving
In Tara's words; Viower Excretion iz Advisd
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AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
Emeyle's Note;
Role-players and Writers, I want to know what is your thought on this shit writing? Did this writing degrade RPers/Fanwriters around the world? I even know of people who don't RP that know this story.