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When it came to Valentine's Day, these were chry(dot)carrey's gift from Twist My Fate. We thought we would share, enjoy!
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Up against a wall? I'm so down for that,
But I'd rather be between Jeff and Matt.
-(obvious reference to the Hardy Boys)-
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Oh Matt Hardy, I'd love to be your whore,
You can Twist My Fate right here on the floor.
-(Matt Hardy's finishing move)-
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You lost your match, too bad about your luck,
But if you go get Jeff we could just fuck.
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With Jeff or Matt it would be damn good sex,
Definitely better that triple XXX.
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Don't need pornography, don't need no toys,
Not when you're fucking with the Hardy Boys.
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Should I have Jeff or Matt? I just can't choose,
With a Hardy in bed a girl can't loose.
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Hey, I'll show you mine if you show me yours,
The tat I want to see is Shannon Moore's.
-(a reference to Shannon Moore's skull tattoo on his lower abdomen, we would really like to see the rest of it)-
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Jeff gets the blonde and Matt gets the brunette,
We're the best looking skanks they've never met.
-(one of us is a blonde, and one is a brunette...and we're kind of crazy about the Hardys if you couldn't tell)-
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We tried to keep decent iambic pentameter, but it was sacrificed for the sake of content more often than not.
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