This story is so sad I cried while writing.
"B1-568" Nute Gunray was poking a droid standing in front of him. It's been a while since he started and he was getting annoyed. "You stupid droid!" No answer. Suddenly B1-568 turned on and scanned the room with his primitive sensors. Gunray noticed another OOM commander droid standing behind one of his brothers.
"He was turned off commander." He reported. Furious Gunray punched him in the face and walked away with tears in his eyes.
"Oh! That was mean!" OOM droid complained.
"Roger Roger" was B1 response.
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B1-568 patrolled corridor 43 while alarm turned on.
"You hear that?" His friend said.
"Roger Roger" was the only thing he managed to say before getting cut in half by Anakin.