A Blowjob at Arby's, by Dickfart
One day Jimbob Tsukuyomi decided that it was a mighty good idea to erect an Arby's in Tokyo. The bustling city would halt their One Piece readings and Dragon Quest playings and pile in to the new Arby's, where they could get their Ultra XXX Deluxe Mega Supremo Cheddar Bacon Ranch Burger Deep Fried on a Stick Resting on a Bed of Fried Oreos. It was super sweet.
But it was even more sweet Eiji-senpai finally noticed Touma-kun one fateful Thursday night at Arby's. They retreated into the bathroom at once, and Touma-kun took Eiji-senpai's twelve inch ding-dong into his mouth, and sucked on it like a mama bear's teet.
Then, from a distance, a rumbling came a rolling through, and a certain "ruh-uh-RAHHH!" shattered windows from miles away. Screams filled the Japanese Arby's, but Eiji-senpai was too busy getting his nob gobbled to care.
"Oh no! Godzilla is here!"
"AHHHHHHH!"
"Call the fire department. Call 9-1-1."
"Lord, thou art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. In Lovecraft name, CTHU-LU!"
"Don't stop, Touma-kun," said Eiji-senpai, gasping for air as his penis pulsed. The sound of Touma-kun's sucking intensified, drowning out panic from the outside. They were full of nothing but each other in this transcended sexual bliss.
"GODZILLA IS HEADING FOR ARBY'S!"
"ALERT THE MILITARY!"
"ALERT MOTHRA!"
"ALERT GOKU!"
"Touma-kun, why didn't I notice you sooner?" said Eiji-senpai, slamming his dick down his junior's through. "I'm the worst senpai."
Godzilla stepped on the Tokyo a few blocks away from Arby's. Then he bent down and ripped Arby's out of the ground.
Despite the flickering lights, the swishing toilets, and the seismic activity, Touma-kun persisted in making his senpai cum, for his very existence depended on the success of this moment. He hummed and massaged that fat salami with everything he had, and when Godzilla threw the Arby's across town like a paper airplane, the happy couple slammed against the ceiling amid toilet was, shrapnel, and sparking wires.
"I'm coming, oh Touma-kun. I'm coming!"
Then SLAM.
Right into a skyscraper.
Carpe diem, bitches.
The End