Set 60 years after breaking dawn, Bella's a vampire and there is no Jacob or Renesmee in my story. Sorry all you team Jacob and Renesmee fans, they just didn't fit in this story right The Cullens have moved back to Forks because the people who would recognize them have all died. It is summer time.

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EPOV:

Carlisle and Esme are in Paris this weekend for a time alone. I don't blame them. Being in the Cullen house does get a little hectic sometimes. Scratch that, it is always hectic here. Whether the cause is because of my mind reading, Bella's shopping complaints, Emmett's childlike behavior and booming laugh, Rosalie's vanity or bitchiness, Alice's futures or bouncy behavior, or Jasper's emotions. There is always something going on in the Cullen household that causes a scene.

So I see why Carlisle and Esme need to just get away for a while and have some time to rekindle there marriage. I really don't wanna hear their thoughts when they come back at the end of the weekend. Nobody wants to know what they were doing on their trip. That made me laugh inside.

As I was trying to get the pictures of my loving parents (for all intensive purposes) Emmett came running down the stairs and you could tell he was up to something.

"Everyone down in the living room, it's time for a Cullen meeting" Emmett pronounced

"Hey that's fair babe, aren't the Hales invited" Rosalie whined

"Well since we just had our 5th wedding you're a Cullen again Rose"

Rosalie just sighed. She likes to use her last name she had as a human. But she loves Emmett enough to go by Cullen. She was secretly thinking *well when we go back to high school me and Jasper get to use the Hale again. YAY*

Bella and I were already sitting on the couch before Emmett called the meeting so we were just waiting for everyone to get into the living room. Bella's head was lying on my lap as I was playing with a strand of her hair.

Emmett was sitting in the middle of the floor criss crossed and Rosalie was sitting by him with her head on his shoulder.

"Emmett I think if you sit like that any longer, your gonna be permanently stuck like that" Rosalie laughed

"Well that would be kinda fun actually honey, imagine me walking around stuck in a criss cross apple sauce kinda way" Emmett's thunderous laugh echoed through the house

Rosalie laughed along "But that would also mean no more sex for eternity Em"

Emmett immediately changed his sitting positions and Bella, Rosalie and myself laughed at that.

"Where in the world are Jasper and Alice? I called a meeting 3 minutes ago" Emmett complained.

Just as that was said Jasper came running in through the back door. Without Alice.

"Where the hell is Alice, Jasper?" Said my wonder wife, Bella

"I have no clue, I thought she was here with you guys"

"Oh great, now we have to go on a search for Ali—" Bella was cut off as Alice came speeding through the front door

"Sorry, sorry, sorry guys. I was out shopping, I guess I should have told ya'll where I was going huh? Well sorry again. But right when I had a vision that a Cullen/Hale" she eyed Rosalie and Rosalie smiled back "meeting was happening I rushed home as fast as I can" Alice explained to use so fast my vampire ears barely picked it up

"So Emmett, you called the meeting. What's up? Said Jasper

"I have a plan that were gonna do while Esme and Carlisle are away. MUAHAHAHA"

"Oh great, not that evil laugh again. This cannot go well" Rosalie confided to us

I tried to pick up on what the idea was but he was blocking me, singing the barney theme song over and over again. So I listened to Alice's mind seeing if she's saw a vision about it. But nothing was in her mind either.

"So what is it Emmett? I asked

And there it was, he decided to change from the Barney theme song to a Spice Girls song but he didn't do it fast enough. I heard the plan and I instantly started laughing like a moron. Alice must of saw it then also, because she was laughing too. Everyone just looked at me and Alice, knowing we knew what the plan was. Rosalie glared at me and thought *You better tell me now Edward, I cant wait for Emmett to say it. It sounds too funny. If you don't, I'll tell everyone all the kinky things you and Bella do when every ones away* I just looked at her and rolled my eyes. There is no secrets in our family. I'm sure everyone already knows everything about mine and Bella's sex life.

"Alice, Edward don't say anything. I wanna tell them the master mind's plan" Emmett thinks he's to great, really we all think of him as just a giant toddler teddy bear boy

I smiled and nodded to him, urging him to go on

"Okay guys, so you know how when Esme and Carlisle are here, they always draw the line on a lot of our fun. Telling us we are all too immature or we shouldn't bother anything or anyone?" Emmett asked us

Every one except me and Alice just nodded trying to figure out where he's leading too.

"Well, I figured. Why don't we have our 3 days of fun while there away. Think of everything we've wanted to do in the last 50 years that we weren't aloud to since they told us no more pranking and crazy games because of when we all got the whole kicked out of town in Alaska."

There was a chorus of "wows" and "mhms"

"Wow Emmett you're a genius" Bella cooed to him

"Wait Emmett a genius? This is definitely something new" Alice joked with Emmett

"HEY" Emmett pouted "that's not nice" Oh wow, whatta baby

"I think we should all take some time to brain storm and write down all the things we wanna do this weekend" Bella said

"Good idea, love" I kissed her passionately

"Ew, will you two quit that please" Alice joked

Rosalie's thoughts were giving me some images I didn't wanna see *Alice thinks that's gross, her and Jasper are just more conservative with their relationship. No PDA for them. I wonder what she would think if she saw me and Em last night. Oooh baby did I look smokin' hot" and I was her in this little teeny lingerie that was themed like a butterfly straddling a naked Emmett.

"Rosalie, please, would you quit with the images of you and Emmett last night" I said to her, she and Emmett just laughed.

"Okay, okay, enough with the LOVE. Can we please just get back to our plan and brainstorming?" Alice

All of us just thought for a while

After 10 minutes of hard thinking, we came up with a list, this was it.

THE CULLEN/HALE LIST TO DO ON A WEEKEND OF FUN!!!

-play tag around the house

-play truth or dare

-go to the grocery store and have a race with the carts

-Go to Karrie Newton's (Jessica and Mike's daughter) house and steal all her wigs and hair accessories

AN: hey guys, so this was my first chapter. I hope you liked it. The next chapter will be about there pranks and games, it should be posted up tonight. So save my story to your favorites. The 3rd chapter will be up tomorrow and it'll be about Esme and Carlisle coming home to a trashed house. uh-oh spaghettios! Haha show some love, review, and keep checkin in on my story(:

-Chelsea