Disclaimer! I don't own Cirque du Freak or any of the characters; except for Layla.
Rated for Layla's and my dirty mouths.
Me: Hello, readers! Welcome to Larten and Layla Q&A. I am your host ManInAMask01, but you may call me Erica if it so pleases you. This is where you, the readers, can ask our favorite couple any questions you want by simply reviewing (private messaging is fine too)! Let's meet our answer…ers...
*Ahem* Larten Crepsley and Layla Shan!
Layla: *smiles sweetly* Hi!
Larten: *sulks* Hmph!
Me: Come on! This is going to be fun!
Larten: I refuse to be a part of this. *starts to leave*
Me: *disappears and reappears in front of Larten; blocking his way* Oh no you don't. *smiles sadistically*
Larten: You are more troubling than Desmond Tiny.
Layla: Oh, lighten up, Larten; this gives us a break from telling our story.
Larten: *sighs* I suppose.
Me: *Smiles brightly* Glad you're willing to cooperate. Now, I will ask a question to give our readers an example; this is addressed to both of you: What's the worst part of your relationship?
Larten: Her constant want to be a platypus.
Layla: Have you ever seen a platypus? They're adorable! And they never have anything to worry about; they're so chill.
Larten: *rolls eyes*
Me: Okay, okay, no need for an argument. Layla, same question please.
Layla: Well, I was going to say his know-it-all-ness, but I could also say his need to be right,o r his "I don't give a shit" attitude, OR I could say-
Me: Just answer the question please.
Larten: *silently fuming*
Layla: Well…I'd have to say all of the damn FANGIRLS! I MEAN SERIOUSLY PEOPLE! LARTEN IS MINE!
Me: *mutters* Well, technically he's Darren Shan's but…whatever.
Layla: I got into fight a while ago with a reader over Larten. What was her name?
Me: *smiling* MissAce98. I remember that.
Larten: *chuckling* As do I.
Layla: *not amused* Laugh it up, Larten.
Me: *giggling* Alright, I believe that's all the time we have right now. Remember to review and ask a question. NEVER COMPLETED! You can ask however many questions you'd like anytime you'd like.
Larten and Layla: *unenthusiastically* Great…
Me: *ignoring the vampires* Also, I like questions too. State for who the question is for (Larten, Layla, me, or any combination of us three) and what the question is. The chapter name will be the name of the person who asked that chapter's question. Please contribute! Thank you all and hope to hear from you soon.