Konoha Gossip

by Kitsune Onna1

In Konoha, there is a paper that only the women know about. It tells all the latest gossip and advertises upcomming events. This is Konoha Gossip, where reporters put their very lives on the line for stories because, let's face it this is a ninja village.

Good news to all Konoha Gossip fans, old and new. All current articles have been vigorously edited and will be re posted in order after I take all of the old ones off and it gets started back up.

That's right! New articles! From all of your favorite journalists and hopefully new ones as well. I will be doing it slightly differently when it's re posted, so be sure to re read the improved articles. This may take some time from now however, as this is a round robin and I've only gotten two people return my message so far.

I wonder if snail mail would be faster…?

Either way, I'll start this thing all over soon enough and it'll be, like, 100 times better than it currently is.

Also! If you have an article that you would like posted, send it to my via my e-mail. You must request my e-mail however and give me an excerpt of the article in question to even get that.

I'm not about to let a bunch of creepy stalkers like you all have my e-mail so you can stalk me or send me viruses through e-mail. Been there, did that, bought the T-shirt, my computer is, as of now, being striped. Thank you. You are all very, very lucky I was able to grab all of my documents and pictures off of my computer before that.

Also, if you have wanted to write and article and you think you can keep up with the writing quality shown (not necessarily the grammar or spelling however. If you don't understand, you probably aren't up to par) pleas read the requirements listed below and follow them to the letter. I will say, in case it wasn't immediately clear, this is a round robin. That means that two or more authors/people are writing this. In this case, more than two. Hopefully a whole shit load more than two. But you get the point.

Requirements for articles, prospective and definite alike:

1.) Must be in the Naruto fandom

2.) Must not contradict already posted articles

3.) Must be at least one (1) paragraph (at least 5 sentences) in length but it is preferred if it is longer (much longer)

4.) If it contradicts un posted articles from full time journalists working on this, may not be posted or may be edited to post so it doesn't contradict.

-4/2.) If it is edited as stated above, you will be notified and shown the edited version for approval.

5.) Spell check YES. L33t s3p34k (yes I know l33t speak probably better than you) NO

-5/2.) If you write an article for me in l33t speak, I will not edit it. I will not even read it. I will just throw it out. PROPER ENGLISH FOR THE WIN! MOSTLY!

6.) If you make it a crossover it has to be approved by ALL JOURNALISTS working on this project. That may take a while. In fact, it will take a while. Don't expect to see your article any time soon.

7.) You must have a pen pen-name as I'm not going to put your pen name or any other pen name you have. It can't work as a name to hide your identity in any form. Mine's Ko. Kitty's is Kitty. Red's is probably gonna change. And so on and so forth.

Any questions you may have should be PMed to me though reviews are also accepted. Any questions posed to me that can be answered by reading the requirements will be ignored. I check my e-mail regularly so if you do not get a repose within a week at the most, go back and re-read the requirements, review the right story, or PM me.