A/N: Hope you like it! I wrote this fic in like, 15 minutes so sorry if it's not the best but the idea just hit me like a punch Roger threw at me for flirting with Mimi(Sorry for that Roger! She's too hot to resist!)
Disclamer: I own nothing but the ideas that bounce around my brain.
Summery: Maureen wants Joanne to get something upgraded. MoJo drabble talkfic. OneShot
Hey Jo?
Yeah?
I'm thinking about upgrading your pet name.
But why? I like Pookie!
Yeah, but I think we need to jazz it up a bit! Look, I made a list!
(Mumbling) Oh this is gonna be good...
What was that Jo?
Oh, nothing. Please continue.
Ok, how about Pookmyster?
No.
The Pookinator?
So you want me to be your robot now?
Fine,(waits a beat) Pookilicious?
No way in hell your gonna call me that!
Pookidy Pie?
Did you smoke some of Collins's pot before you made this list?
No! Well, maybe a little after but thats not the point! I think I've found the perfect one!
Well lets hear it.
Prepare yourself...for Darth Pookie!
Jo? You ok?
...It's perfect...
Are you serious!?!
No.
Damn. Well how about Pookookers?
(Walks away) Bye Maureen...
No wait! What about McPookie!? Poonooko? Pooks? Jo?...Jo?!?
Well you've survived reading this! Congratulations! Please give me feedback! I'm open to critism but not flames cuz flames suck! And yes, I made up all the lovely pet names myself! I'm so proud of me:P