Word says this is 200 words but FFN says it's 199! I hate it when they do that!
Super sorry for the title. It was the best I could come up with after like two hours of mental blank. OTL If you read this, please drop a review because I'm curious how many people will actually read a crossover between Gakuen Alice and Gintama. :)
I don't own either Gintama or Gakuen Alice. You all know I'm neither a gorilla nor a pig... right?
Sometimes, Ayame thinks, being a top kunoichi in the Shimatsuya that she works for is a pain in the ass. She normally likes pains in the ass, but only if they were physical and, preferably, inflicted on her by Gin-san.
This pain just makes her want to rip her hair out.
The fear her reputation instils in others and the thrills of each mission are quite addicting. However, she has better things to do than so many missions. Like stalk Gin-san, for example.
Ayame ignores the messenger sent by the higher-ups to brief her on the mission, choosing to observe the moonless sky instead. She tried to listen at first, but the messenger droned on monotonously. It didn't help that she hasn't slept in a day, due to her stalking habits.
Her mind wanders, and Ayame thinks about what Gin-san could be doing late at night while she's listening to someone as boring as grass going through puberty. She's thinking about how good Gin-san is in bed when the messenger crashes into her thoughts.
"—meet the young man you will be working with at midnight tomorrow."
She's never felt so offended.
Sarutobi Ayame worked solo, thank you very much.