DISCLAIMER!

I DO NOT own Naruto or any of the characters of Naruto and I hope you don't sue or flame because I am not making any money off of this, nor would I want to. Okies? I make money off original works, not rip-offs of someone else's stuff. Not that I have much original stuff to make money off of but still: A girl can dream right?

STORY PURPOSE:

The Odd Couple is a series of short drabbles written about Naruto. The rating and pairing on the original summary under the link you just clicked will be subject to change. Each chapter will be a different story entirely. The pairing with be in the chapter title and the author note. The rating for that particular story, as well as any warnings, will be in the author note. This is so you lovely readers won't have to read anything you don't want to.

DON'T FLAME MEH:

Unless you find it absolutely necessary. Or for fun. If you think the characters are OOC or my ratings are off, then feel free to express your opinion. Constructive criticism about my writing is always welcome. FunFlames are only accepted if you make sure it's known as a FF. Okies? I don't want anybody dishing out insults for something they didn't want to read but read anyway. The same pairing will not be the same for every story. I may do a GaaLee, then turn around and do a GaaNaru. Or SasuNaru. NejiShika, ShikaTem, SasuSaku etc.etc. The stories come out as my brain thinks of them. You readers will be warned beforehand in case you don't like said pairing. Then you can just skip over it or something like that. The content is also subject to change. Luff, Fluff, Humor, Mystery, Angst, Horror, I will pick randomly between these things. Usually my summaries will hint at what it is, but if there are any warnings those will be clearly stated. It won't always be shounen or shoujo ai either. I'm a fan of SOME straight couples too ya know. X3

REQUESTS:

Yes, if you request a certain pairing in your review, I will do my best to write a drabble for you. I don't care how odd or unlikely it is. Also, it would be easier if you gave me some idea of the content you would like in your drabble. Or else I'll have to make it up completely by scratch and it might take a lot longer to write.

FINAL NOTE:

As much as I like reviews and to know what people think, I am not just writing this for the people. As rude as this may sound, I will write what I like, when I like, and post whenever I feel like it. I am mostly doing this to improve my own writing so if you guys help at least the tiniest bit I will be ever so grateful. I am bad at writing sometimes, so updates will NOT be on a set schedule. Depends on my inspiration. Like I said, I WILL write for you guys as well. The more you guys like it, the better I feel. I am perfectly willing to write out your little fantasies as well so don't hesitate to ask. Just remember, you cannot change my writing style to suit YOUR exact needs. I can shift a little and improve, but I will not write in your style. This is not for just any one person, it's for everyone. You think I should have put this sentence over there, but can't find any better reason than 'you would have done it that way' then deal with it. Other than that, enjoy, have a nice day, and feel free to cuss me out for this disclaimer note because 'I hurt your fragile little feelings'.

Everybody who can read that and laugh it off gets a cookie. XD

Also, it does seem rude, but I'm tired, sick, and depressed cause I'm writing this AFTER I wrote my first drabble and the damn thing made me sad.

Have a nice day!