A Padawan's Guide to Fighting Sith

At some point in a Padawan's life, they are going to have to fight a Sith. It happens. Honestly.

Here are a few things to remember while fighting.

Listen to your Master if you want to keep your arm.

If your father is a Sith trying to kill you, cry and yell "Daddy!"

If your Sith has Force-lightning, make sure you're ready for it.

Never leave your lightsaber at home.

Don't brag about your skills before fighting.

Don't make a Sith mad.

Don't yell "You're under arrest" before putting your lightsaber at the Chancellor's throat.

And of course, there's the all-important Force-using guide.

Force jumping could get you burned and later put into a big black suit.

Force lightning could kill you if you are in said suit.

Don't use the Force on big objects if you are prone to fainting.

Learn how to Force-heal. It could save your Master's life.

Don't forget how to fight with others.

Don't fight a Sith without your Master.

If your Master is knocked unconscious, save him no matter what the old guy in a dress says.

Always make sure you're next to your Master. It could save his life.

If these tips don't work, have fun in hell.