A/N: Just an idea that jumped me while I sat innocently reading in my armchair. Hope you like it. Reviews are greatly appreciated!
NOT BETAED! All mistakes belong to me but sadly…
…Disclaimer: The Winchesters and everything else concerning the Supernatural TV show does not belong to me, but Erik Kripke and WB.
The twenty rules of Dean Winchester
1. Sam always comes first, always.
2. After „Jerk" follows „Bitch".
3. The memory of mom (Mary Winchester) is not to be tarnished in any way.
4. The Impala comes before God.
5. Women and beer follow shortly after.
6. Sam needs to cut his hair, badly.
7. Sam also needs to get laid, hopefully before this century ends.
8. John Winchester was the best hunter Dean ever met.
9. John Winchester was also his father.
10. Bobby may or may not be more of a father to Dean than John Winchester ever was.
11. Cas has a stick up his feathery ass.
12. Cas is also his best friend, even if he has no sense of humor at all.
13. Onion rings are just awesome.
14. Love is stupid and way too overrated; it never ends well anyway.
15. The same applies to chick flick moments.
16. God and all the other celestial bitches (except Cas, of course) can go fuck themselves.
17. Salt and holy water come before beer and burgers.
18. Airplanes should be exorcized and send back to hell.
19. Hell is not to be mentioned, discussed or even thought about. Just no.
20. And, oh, yeah… The thing with the suspicious cops or doctors or general suspicious people? With the thousand scares and a fuckload of crap piled high around him? With all the dead friends and burned mothers and demon-blood sucking brothers? That's his life. Always has been, always will be.
Signed,
Dean Winchester