Heyy havn't written in along time!
My mom gave me this idea
I love both True Blood And twilight so no offense i was just having fun!!!
I love bill and Edward so i hope you enjoy!!
Bill Compton and Edward Cullen Conversation
Edward and Bill are sitting in a restraint (Don't ask me why)
"Hey Edward?" Bill asks.
"Yes?" Edward replies with a confused look on his face
"So I heard you think that you're a vampire" Bill gives Edward a weird look.
"yah I am aren't you one too?" Edward is really confused now.
"Well I know I am, But you, you don't have fangs and you can go into the sunlight" Bill is looking at Edward like he's stupid.
"I'm a vampire I drink blood!" Edward was getting frustrated at Bill.
"Not Human blood!!!" Bill yells
"Well neither do you!" Edward yells back.
"O I guess that's true" Bill looks disappointed and his anger dissapers. "How's your kid?"
"Good Renesemee is still drinking human blood though" Edward shook his head.
"Ha she's more of a vamp then you!" Bill laughed. "Why don't you give her True Blood?"
"Hmmm good point" Edward looks thoughtful.
"Hey Edward?" Bill asks … again.
"What now?" Edward growled.
"How'd we fall for humans?" Bill smiles
"I have no clue" Edward smiles and quickly changes the subject "Hey how old are you?"
"Older than you!" Bill smirks.
"No way!" Edward exclaims with wide eyes
"Yes Way!" Bill stands up now mad
"No Way!" Edward stands up too.
"Yes Way!" Bills Growls
"No way!" Edward growls.
Bill grabs the check and runs towards the desk.
"No!!!" Edward yells and chases after him.
Bill smirks and pays for it. "Ha"
Edward growls
Bill's smirk quickly disappears.
Bill runs out of the restaurant quickly, unfortunately trips over the last step.
Edward runs out and trips over Bill.
Bill get's up and runs away.
Edward get's up and dust's himself off and chuckles "I am older".
Edward strains to hear what he thinks is Bill shouting "NO I'M OLDER!!!"
Edward growls and chases after Bill.
THE END
K hoped you liked It!!!
Plzz review.
P.S. Bill is older :P