A tragic story about pancakes
Once upon a time, there was a magical prince named Nate. His father was an evil warlock, and Nate was in love with a frog princess named Melody.
Only too bad so sad for Nate, Melody liked pancakes. And Nate was allergic to pancakes.
"Damn all the pancakes!" Nate said.
He was angry. Very angry.
He was so angry that he went to his fairy godmother and asked her to wish away all the pancakes in the world.
"Bippity Boppity Boo!" and all the pancakes were gone.
But then Nate went back home and Melody had killed herself because all the pancakes were gone.
It was so tragic that Nate killed himself. But too bad so sad, Melody didn't actually die, because she was just playing possum!
And then Nate's father, the evil warlock, did something humongously ginormously, ridonkulously EVIL! As revenge, he made waffles disappear forever! It was so tragic and horrible that all the villagers had to move to a new country!
But the evil warlock had forgotten that waffles were his favorite, besides French toast. He languished (SAVE word!) away.