((A/N: Hello~! This is a little thing I've been working on during school, we have Chrome books in my 2nd block and mspaintadventures isn't blocked! Also, chapter 3 of Honey Jars and Weeping Willows will be coming out soon! I know it's super duper late but I've been held up… D: Anyways, enjoy this Sadstuck fanfiction!))

I tried to reason with the department, I knew I was a good guardian for Dave! But they didn't agree after the accident with the katana... How could I be so stupid? Mrs. Thomas said she would be here to pick up Dave at 10:00 this morning. She was going to take one of the only things that I cared about. Speaking of Dave, he was sitting on Cal's lap, crying his little eyes out. "Little man," I choked out as I picked him up, "I'm so sorry..."

An hour passed and I was still trying to calm the mini Strider down. It was as if he knew what was going to happen and he didn't like it. Then, I heard the door knock, the Child Services worker was here to take Dave away. I opened the door while bouncing Dave in my other arm. "M-mrs. Thomas... I've been taking great care of Dave since-"

"His name is David Ironic Strider, correct?"

"Well, yes..."

"What was your motive to give him such a ridiculous middle name? To make him have a hard time going through school and help boost the rate of teenage suicide?"

"I thought it would make him uniq-!"

"Enough of that, Mr. Strider. Give me the child and any belongings that he might be attached to. Items such as a baby blanket, stuffed toy, or a pacifier."

I pulled out his pair of anime shades that were identical to mine and shakily handed them to Dave. His pudgy hands wrapped tightly around them and Mrs. Thomas snatched him out of my hands. "Good day, Mr. Strider." she then walked out of the apartment.

"DAVE!" I called, but I knew it was too late.

"Don't leave me, little man..."