hay guys thnx for cliking this stury b4 we start i wanna thank my frend taylor for helping me write this and help with speling! this fic is much beter wit her halp! leaf ur creetisismz in da commence! BUT NO H8! complaments only pls!
maria suzanna (ME! haha :D) was your basic, average, ordinary, everyday gurl. except she was a SUPAWITCH (a species i made up! hehe :3), meening she had awesome powerz! ever since she was a little baby she could fly, shoot out beams of anything, and was prtty much a GODESS. (also, ORIGINUL CARACTUR DO NUT STEEL!) she has been alive since the beginning of time and is very beatifull and nice and smart! but she was kinda self-concious, so she is NUT a mary su! OKAY?! she also decided that she would go to hogwarts shcool of wichcraft and she was like bestis with everywon, even the teechers!
"hey maria i luv ur hare" called mcgonagul as she passed by
"i like yours 2!11!" said maria back to her
"maria pls dat me" called deen simons
"lol no i hav standards besides im dating hary k?" maria said back as she flew acros the coridor
finally marias boyfrend hary poter cot up to her "hey wanna hang out at the gryffindor common room for netflix and chill" he said
maria flipped her long beutiful blond hair that had pink and purpel strips in it "no if were gunna hang out lets do it in my common room since i was so speshil the sortin hat gave me my own house wich is called glitterstripe"
"good idea" said hary
so they got to the glitterstripe common room which was decoratd in fluffy pink and purpel and wite with sparkls evrywere and turned on the huge flatscren tv and ate magic candy with no caloris (maria had a prety skiny body)
they watchd romans movis the whol night on marias free netfliks accunt and mad out and had a little bits of sexytims ;)
in the mornin they were still up tho and maria axed hary abut that SKANK and HUSBAND STEELer GIny weesly! (I hate her SO MUCH :( )
"oh im not dating her anymore i came to my senses when i first lade eys on u maria :)" he sed
maria flaped her gorgus wite wings and stratend her gold and saffire tiara (yea shes an angle princes 2) "ily hary"
"rawr XD" he said "that means ily in dinusar"
"aw thats so cyut" she sed
then VuLDaMERT (sery if i culdnt spel i didnt read all the boks! :/ dont judj meh!) crashd in thru the wal he sed "hary i cahm (lol CAME XD) to kinapp u and ur gurlfrend maria 2!" he evilly laughed and did the kewl thing were thunder goes of in the background of an evil guy then he ferced a gag onto harys mowth
"maria you hav to help mehh!" he said
"dont wury hun i got this!" maria said she fired off a beam of majic enrgy which blastd vuldy to peeses! she took the gag off harys mowth and they kised pashunatly
"wat woold i do withowt you maria" hary said gazzing in to her beutiful rainbow eys
"prolly di" she said back and they both laffed
the next morning the ministr of majic came over to glitterstripe and gav maria a medal of onor (idk how 2 spel it sry - ) wich she added to her growing colecshun and he also maryd them! "i pronunce u 2, the boy hoo livd and the gurl who savd, husband and wif!" he said exitdly
the cople kised and fierwurks went of to signefy a romantik hapy end and that SKANK and HUSBAND STEELer GIny weesly lewkd on in jelisy
Then an asteroid flew down from the sky and blasted them all to bits.
THE END!
xoxoxoxo~~~~~~~