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I would like to apologize in advance for how stupid this is going to be, and also point out that I will probably never finish it lol. That is all.

...

"I've been in this same spot for too long...Maybe I should move...?"

Karakura Town: 7:13 p.m. Friday

"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing, wait a second!"

Ichigo/20 years old

Hair color/probably fake

Eye color/common

Occupation/parking enforcement officer

He already knew how this would play out. It was the same every time.

"What does it look like? I'm giving you a ticket." And then next was...

"WHAT? Why? I'm here, just let me move my car! I'm leaving anyway, there's no point!"

He really needed a new job.

"This lady's trying to park her car, and you've been in that spot for five hours. See the sign there? Two-hour parking."

He was getting really tired of this shit. He finished filling out the ticket. Next was the calm response, his least favorite.

"But I'm leaving now, no need to give me that! Look, sir, I'm so sorry. Sorry I wasted your time, but I'll move right away if you'll just let me-"

He ripped the paper out and handed it to the man.

"If you're sorry, then shouldn't you apologize to her?" He gestured to the woman in the car, her signal blinking.

"UNBELIEVABLE! WHY ARE YOU POLICEMEN SO HUNGRY FOR OUR MONEY? IS IT FOR THOSE NEW CARS? FOR YOUR COFFEE BREAK? WHY?!"

He held the ticket in his fist and angrily got in his car and drove away. Ichigo sensed it.

"HEY! THIS IS A SCHOOL ZONE, SLOW DOWN! This idiot, going this fast...Sorry, ma'am, I gotta go!"

"Oh no, thank you! Ahahaha!"

He ran to his car, provided by his shitty job, and followed the speeding car.

All in a matter of seconds.

Ichigo/20 years old

Hair color/bad

Eye color/common

Occupation/parking enforcement officer

Special skill/-

He reached the criminal quickly, and made some adjustments to his ticket. So what if it wasn't part of his job description?

"Ability to spot illegal activities immediately."

"...Attention all units, keep an eye out for a stolen 2009 Toyota Avalon. Plate number..."

And it zoomed right past her.