(A/N: This was my final project that we had to do instead of an exam, for Drama. We had to write and perform a production about bullying. Because my friends and I managed to get into to the same group, we came up with this idea. It was written, for the most part, by me and a friend of mine. It contains extreme OOC-ness, many references you won't understand, and sexual innuendo, so don't take it seriously. Yes, we actually did this for marks. Hope you laugh as hard reading this as we did writing/performing it.)
Scene 1
(Scene Notes: Everytime HARRY POTTER's name is said, a recording plays of his name being said dramatically, accompanied by dramatic music. Whenever Harry enters/exits, a Harry Potter rap plays.)
Malfoy: OH NO! HARRY POTTER'S COMING! RUN SLYTHERINS!
[Enter Harry with rap]
Harry: Get out of my hood, Malfoy or I'll Avada Kedavra yo ass.
Ron: YEAH.
Malfoy: LEAVE THE SLYTHERINS ALONE, HARRY POTTER! Or… Or… I'll tell Snape on you!
Hermione: Oh no you di-nt [snapsnap]
[Harry puts wand to Malfoy's face; sneers]
Malfoy: SNAAAAAAPE!
[Exit Malfoy]
[Enter Snape]
Snape: HARRY POTTER, what is the meaning of all this ruckus?
[Harry acts hurt]
Harry: HE PRICKED ME WITH HIS WAND! [grunts] He was too… Powerful! My scar was hurting.
[Enter Malfoy]
Malfoy: The half-blood lies!
[Hermione and Ron step forward aggressively]
Malfoy: Merlin's pants!
[Exit Malfoy]
Snape: Five hundred and fifty-four points to Slytherin. [turns to Harry, Hermione and Ron] ...And I'll be seeing you after class... HARRY POTTER
[Exit Snape]
Ron: YEAH.
Harry: Shut up, Ron.
[Exit Harry and Hermione with rap]
Ron: ...YEAH. [Exit Ron]