Patrick's Christmas List to Santa
Rated T
Disclaimer: I absolutely do not own anything associated with SpongeBob SquarePants.
Dear Santa,
Hi, I'm Patrick. That's spelled P-A-T-R-I-Q. I think that's how I spelled it. I'm not sure if it's right, but I least I pronounced the name correctly.
Anyway, I'm here to tell you my demands for Christmas. Put the entire list to your ear so you may understand them.
Anyway, for Christmas. I want these things:
-Paper
-More Paper
-Snail Bites (I miss them so)
-Even more paper
-Another rock to live in
-A toilet (I broke it because it was overflowed)
-Another toilet (Just in case if I happen to break the toilet that you gave me)
-My boxer shorts (I couldn't find it anywhere)
-A backscratcher
-A shiny number two pencil
-A brown paper bag (I need somewhere to put the rest of my stuff)
-Another paper bag
I think that's definitely about it.
Uh, actually I was wrong. I really got more on this list. Here's the rest of the stuff I also want:
-My underwear (I also lost them alongside my boxer shorts)
-A new TV (The TV I watched broke because I used it as a shield to prevent Squidward from hitting me with his lamp)
-A shiny nickel
-Another shiny nickel
-A bag of potato chips (Since I'm so hungry)
-A pet rock
-Another pet rock (Just in case if I lose my other Pet Rock)
-A shiny picture frame to put a picture of me and Spongebob in
-Fresh pair of underwear
-A cup of water (I'm thirsty as well)
-A dimebag full of pot
-Porn
-Doritos
-Chocolate
-A picture of Mindy (She's hot)
And most of all, more paper. I think that's all I have. I had more, but unfortunately, the pen I'm writing on is almost out of ink. Not to mention that was the pen I borrowed from Mr. Krabs. He's gonna be so pissed off that he's gonna shove his claw up my body somewhere where I can't see anything. It's actually was his favorite pen.
So that will have to do for now. So if you can follow this list very well, I appreciate it.
Uhhhhh, Patrick
P.S.: If you get here, can you give me another pen? I need something to munch on.
Well, that's all for Patrick's Christmas List to Santa! What did everyone think? You know what to do! (;D)