2012 In The Death Room (yes this is a parody)
It started out as a regular after noon. Shinigami-sama was shopping for citrus (which if you didn't know…he likes citrus and hates apples). Free was also shopping for Eruka frog at the market. He happened to come across the meat and started drooling like a crazed maniac. A young child comes up to Free and says "Look mama! A waterfall man!" and keeps walking. 10 minutes later a little girl bumps into him and gives him a cookie. So he says thank you munchkin girl. And keeps walking.
Back with Shingami…
He has dug out over a million coupons for random junk and by the time he was done he only had to pay two death dollars! He comes back to the death room and drops an oversized safe on Spirit and says "Spirit. Can you set that up?" then he drops all of his random groceries and whatnot on Kid and says "Kid will you be a good boy and take these and put them away for me?" Kid lay crushed under all the stuff barely uttering the word ouch. Skull and Madeline were telling Shingami-sama that witch X's soul fragments had been reunited and she had come back they set up a team to follow and then destroy her taking her soul. The team of Kid, Skull, Madeline, Maka, and Blackstar left for the graveyard. Ox comes into the death room with soda and gives it to
Shingami-sama. Spirit screams" WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! HIIIIIDE!" Shinigami began to twitch. Before they knew it he was off like a bolt of lightning yelling "Sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar!"
About 2 hours later…
Shinigami was laying on the ground having a sugar spaz attack. Then he got up. The sugar rush was over. And he said "WOOHOO! Let's do that again!" Everyone there yelled " HECK NOOOOOOOO!" The Death Room was a wreck (even though there's barely anything in it).
A few days later…..
The team had returned from their mission successfully.
A new student was taking the death weapon test to get into the academy.
She had to fight Maka and blackstar. She could get help from any other top meisters. (Kid, Skull, and Naomi) ( By the way this girl is a death weapon. Her name is Rush.)
She went to ask Shinigami a question. In a deep voice he said " Don't ask questions!"
Frightened a little bit…she said "okay." She began to fight using Liz even though Rush herself was a death weapon and wide array of explosives too. After a long awkward while of yelling and fighting she was finally has made her way back into the city! I saw her! She told them together they all set out on a search party to get her.( except for Shinigami-sama)