Author's Note: It's FRIDAY! WOO! No more school after this day. Just a nice, relaxing weekend. I will be getting some sleep to-NIGHT! ! ! !

Well this is the one-shot for my good friend, KNDFANGIRL's holiday (that she made up ;-]) WEEK OF RANDOMNESS! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! This is the one-shot for today. Which today is Awesome Day. There are so many awesome things in this world it was so hard to choose just one to write about! :O But I finally decided :) Hope you likies! ^.^


Awesomeness

He is awesome
More awesome than you.
He is awesome
His name is Numbuh two.
He is awesome
More so than superman.
He is awesome
He's a one-man band.

He is cool
Like a cold glass of iced tea.
He is cool
From sea to shining sea.
He is cool
Like a freezer in the winter time.
He is cool
Which is one of his only crimes.

He is handsome
Just a tad bit more than Brad Pitt.
He is handsome
How more hotter can he get?
He is handsome
Like Ashton Kutcher on Two and a Half Men.
He is handsome
Just like on Tangled, the guy named Flynn.

He is funny
Like the guys on Whose Line is it Anyway.
He is funny
More so than even Tina Fey.
He is funny
His jokes will always make you laugh.
He is funny
Um, what rhymes with laugh?


"Very good Mr. Gilligan. You get an A minus."

"An A minus? Why?"

"Because although a word can rhyme with itself, you really should've used a different word other than laugh again..."

I nodded in understanding and took my poem back to my seat with me. I turned towards Wally as he tapped my shoulder.

He whispered, "I thought the poem we had to write was suppose to be about ourselves?"

"They are."

"But your poem sounded nothing like you!"

I frowned.

"I don't care what you say. I'm awesome."


A/N: Yes, Hoagie. Yes you are. XD Well that's my Awesome Day one-shot! To me, Hoagie Pennywhistle Gilligan Jr. is DA BOMB YO! *clears throat* lol. Thanks for reading! Review please if you liked it! Have a nice day! *waves at you all and blows kisses*