Stephenie Meyer owns all, I just play with Edward sometimes.
AN: I don`t know how offen I `ll update but I`ll try my hardest to make it fast.
Emmett's Halloween
It was the day that Emmett looked forward to every year, well today and April Fools. It was almost comical to ask anyone who knew him why he loved this day so much. And, well if you knew Emmett, it was pretty damn obvious why he loved Halloween.
If you asked him why this holiday apart from, what he dubbed should be his birthday, April Fool's was his favorite he would give you these three reasons:
Rose in a skimpy costume. Or in his words " Rose in a fucking sexy costume"
Free Candy, or as Emmett so eloquently put it " Retards who give out shit from their cupboards they don't want, like pop-tarts and cheese whiz"
His own costume. That should be indication enough to run into your house and board up the doors and windows.
Today is Halloween , one out of two days were the Cullen's truly fear their brother , in your head you might be thinking : " Oh , that's nonsense. Why should we be afraid of a big teddy bear like Emmett? "
Or "Who gives a shit; I hope he goes as a naked pirate". Well that would be hot, but besides that you will learn just how embarrassing and terrifying it can be at Halloween with Emmett.
Well all I can say is good luck to ya and try not to piss him off a couple days before!
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