101 Ways to Torture Simon Cowell
Some of these ways might be confusing if you haven't seen pretty much every episode of American Idol (or at least Season 8.) So feel free to PM me if you're confused. Enjoy reading the torture methods I came up with! There will be 10 per chapter and 1 for the last chapter.
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1) Show up at his house every night singing "We're Brothers Forever"
2) Audition for American Idol badly. And bring a karaoke machine.
3) Have Katy Allen do #2. Payback for what he told Kris Michael Jackson week…
4) Ask him if he's dating Paula. When he gets REALLY annoyed, ask about the wedding date.
5) Dress up like a moose for Halloween and go trick-or-treating at his house. Tell him that you're going as him.
6) Force him to perform on American Idol, just like Paula and Kara have. (I'm Just Here For the Music and Kara vs. Bikini Girl)
7) After #6, send him a duet you wrote for him to sing with Paula.
8) Pay Renaldo Lapuz to stalk him.
9) Force him to go to my friend's camp's "American Idol". That way he has to sit through some VERY bad singers and watch them win, while not being able to comment.
10) Make him a judge at my school's karaoke contest. Every school has there…non-talented people. My school's just made up by them…