Disclaimer: I'm sorry Squaresoft owns Final Fantasy 8...if I owned there would be much chaos...
Note: I guess this takes place after the game...just read the stupid fic....
~*Garden full-o-weirdos *~
()_() - The Begging - ()_()
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Squall was in his room buried deep into mounds of paper work when the PA system clicked on. "There is a new policy at the Garden," Cid began, "a student caught running in the halls will be warned but if the student continues to run a purse full of bricks will be hurled to his, her or she-male face. That is all!" Squall looked up to the Pa box in his room.
"That's funny," Squall began, "why did they just start that, they should have done it a long time ago, boy, I can get a ton of bricks this way!" he said a smile beeming on his face.
"Are you talking to Bun-Bun, that stupid stuffed animal, Squall?" A voice yelled behind the door.
"YOU STAY AWAY FROM BUN-BUN, ZELL!!!!!!!!" Squall screamed to him.
"whatever" he murmured, "anyway I'm off to the cafeteria to steel-uhh- I mean GET some hot dogs" he said
"Can I come!?" Squall yeld to him. There was no reply.
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'ok' Zell thought as he put the black beeney over his head, 'this is it!' he thought excitedly, 'I'm finally going to get my hot dogs which I crave for, and I don't have to pay!' he thought finishing off his black clothes, he was now all black, he took one last look at himself, then jumped into the cafeteria, 'OH SHIT!' he thought as sweat began to pour down from his forehead, 'its day, i'm wearing black, bad combination!' everyone stared at him, but quickly returned to what they were doing, 'I guess they don't seem to care, I'll get in line for healthy food' he thought walking to the line, but someone slammed into him right in the chest.
"Who the hell did I hit!?" the person said swinging themselves around violently looking. Zell blinked.
'I guess they can't see me.' he thought looking at the person, 'gonna steel some hot dogs now!' he thought trotting back. About 30 minutes later Zell emerged from the kitchen with 2 sacks of hotdogs in both his hands. "MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" he laughed evily as he choked down a hot dog, "now I am the king of hot dog!" he said dragging his 2 sacks back to his dorm.
THE NEXT DAY AT CLASS...................................
Squall ran into the class room at full speed as to not get tardy, another purse full of bricks was thrown at him but he stopped the oncoming pain with the door. He quickly took his seat next to Rinoa, he brought out his text book but it was quickly snatched away by Quistis right in front of him.
"I'm sorry Squall, we're going to have to confiscate that text book because knowledge is power." she said as she turned away with the book in her hands.
'what the hell?' Squall thought, he looked to Rinoa for answers but all he got was a shrug.
"Today children, we are going to stare at a wall for the next 3 hours." Quistis said.
"Our class only lasts 45 minute!" Rinoa said.
"Yeah, I know" was all Quistis said, she turned herself around and began to stare at the wall behind her, everyone shrugged and began to stare at the same wall.
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I know it's short, but it's my first attempt at a humor fic, tell me your favorite parts and I'll build off those, k? AND MAKE SURE TO R+R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO FLAMES EXCEPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!