This is a random idea I had. I might continue it depending on the reviews.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.
"We have to do something" England announced.
The Allies were meeting at England's home. Well, at least four of them since England, America, China and Russia were talking about their fellow ally. France had been acting strange for the last month. No… That's wrong… Actually, France had been acting too France-like for the last month.
"He's creepy, aru! France dressed up like a traditional Chinese citizen last week aru!" China complained.
"I don't see any problems there, China…" England said.
"He dressed as a female aru!" China blushed.
"You're lucky… Last week he went to my home with glasses" America said.
"Why was he wearing glasses?" Russia asked.
"No… The question is 'why was he wearing only glasses?'! I had nightmares for the whole week." Everybody paled at the thought.
"He's stalking me. He's starting to remind me of Belarus… I don't want him to become one with me" Russia said, shocking his comrades.
"What did he do to you, England? Aru?" China asked.
"He tried to molest one of my friends!" England was furious.
'France tried to molest something that doesn't even exist…' America, China and Russia thought.
"But, how can we end with his behaviour?" England wondered.
"We can use my pipe, da!" Russia suggested with a smile.
"Russia, dude! We want to end with his behaviour, not with him!" America said and then he whispered "Canada would kill all of us if we harmed France… He loves that guy. Dunno why."
"Love! That's it! Wait… Who's Canada?" England asked.
"My twin…"
"Ah… "
"What's your plan, comrade?" Russia asked.
"We have to get France a boyfriend!" England exclaimed.
"…"
"Think about it! France is the country of love! When he finds a boyfriend, he will stop molesting us!" England explained to the shocked countries.
"But… who is going to be the unlucky boyfriend? Aru…" China was the one who asked what everybody was thinking.
"I vote for England, da!" Russia smiled creepily.
"Not one of us, you wanker!" England yelled at the Russian.
"The hero has an idea! What do you think about…?"
Well, that was the idea. I didn't think about anything else. I don't even know about the "unlucky boyfriend". If I get a good idea, or suggestions... I might continue it.
Review? Please
Edit: Now there is a poll in my profile. You can choose Canada, UK or "other" (you'd have to PM telling me who...). I just wrote those two since reviewers seem to like those pairings (And not only the reviewers xDD)