Disclaimer: I don't own Hannah Montana and The Suit Life of Zach and Cody.
Author's note: This is set during season 4 of Hannah Montana.
Evil, friendship and Love!
Hannah Montana is at a big Hollywood-party.
She sees Jake at a table with a girl and a few guys. "Oh no! Not Jake! The last guy I wanna meet tonight." says Hannah, but it's too late.
"Hi, Hannah!" says Jake.
"Oh, hi there, Jake! I didn't see ya over there. Sorry..." says Hannah with her best fake-smile on her face.
"I know that you're mad at me, but relax. I'm over you now. Meet my new sexy bitch..." says Jake. "Miss London Tipton!" Hannah can now see that the girl next to Jake is London Tipton.
"Hi, Hannah!" says London.
"London Tipton! You're dating Jake...?" says Hannah confused.
"Yeah! Isn't it nice?" says London with a happy voice.
"Jake's an ego-jerk who only care about his own star-power! You should break up with him, now!" says Hannah.
"You're wrong! Jake's the most sweet guy I've ever been with." says London.
"Hannah, are you mad because you can't get me back...?" says Jake.
"No way, Jake! I'm over you! I can get someone way better than you! Fuck off, okey? Eh, buh-bye!" says Hannah as she give Jake a look of evil.
"Wait, Hannah! Wanna have a drink with us?" says Jake.
"I'd rather cut off my own nose than have a drink with the two of you! And once more, buh-bye!" says Hannah and walk away.
"What's up with her?" says London to Jake.
"I don't know, baby. Forget about her!" says Jake.
"Yeah, you're right, Jake. I'm your girlfriend now." says London.
"Exactly! I love you, London." says Jake as he give London a kiss on her neck.
At the other side of the room Hannah's talking to Lola.
"Jake's dating London Tipton now?" says Lola surprised.
"Yeah! I told her to break up with him, but of course the bitch didn't listen to me..." says Hannah.
"London may be rich, but she's a loser." says Lola.
"So true! What the hell do they see in each other anyway?" says Hannah.
"I don't know! They're both stupid so, who knows?" says Lola.
"Thank God that I never made love with Jake! I hate the guy! Sweet niblets! He's such a jerk!" says Hannah.
"Totally!" says Lola.
"I'll get us something to drink." says Hannah as she walk over to the bar. "Two raspberry drinks with brandy, please!"
"Here you go, miss Montana!" says the guy at the bar as he hands Hannah the drinks.
"One raspberry drink with brandy to my friend Lola!" says Hannah with a smile as she give Lola her drink.
"Thanks, Hannah!" says Lola.
"To friendship!" says Hannah.
"To friendship!" says Lola.
Back over at Jake's table Jake and London are talking with Mikayla.
"So, Mikayla..." says Jake. "What are you doing these days?"
"I'm just about to write the last song for my new album. I was thinking maybe something about sexuality or maybe something about how much I hate Hannah Montana..." says Mikayla.
"I'd go with the second option if I were you." says London.
"Thanks, miss Tipton!" says Mikayla.
"Thank you! And you may call me London." says London.
"You're nice. You can be my friend." says Mikayla.
"Aaww, thank you, Mikayla!" says London.
The End.